worlds most toxic grandpa

so many times you will hear a woman tell a little anecdote about her boyfriend/husband and its just him being an absolute fucking bastard. but you cant tell her to kill him. you cant. they dont thinjk its funny

i have tested positive for tzatziki

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

The name's Loudly. Meows Loudly. And you're not gonna believe what I have to say next.

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

please for teh love of gawd halp meh XD