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the word "girls" implies at least 2 girls so when a strip club neon sign says "girls girls girls" it could mean a minimum of 6 girls which to you may sound like a reasonable amount of girls but me it scares me to no end (shy)

oh so some people can just listen to a song and understand the lyrics

what if you’re all lying

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

most tragic thing about wanting to see more stuff of your oc is that the c is o and YOU have to make the stuff. devastating. why can’t art of my beautiful baby just appear in my hands. just materialize under my pillow, like from the tooth fairy

Also terrible when it's a friends OC. I should draw them all day. I'm not loyal enough. Who else will draw fanart? Right; noone.

DON'T announce your crimes, idiot

The purpose of my pervious posts on this matter were a distraction from my true plan to dig a big hole underneath the street pole in the sewer line and pull the entire sign underground like buggs bunny sucking down a carrot

Reblogging this yearly for anyone who needs a very clean version <3 Happy Pride.

Reblog to put the sex and magic back into pride

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

Sneebert Deebert

it’s a shame more vampire media doesn’t pull from vampire bat behavior because they’re such sweeties. they can only survive their incredibly specialized diet because bats will share blood with colony members that didn’t find a meal! there’s evidence that suggests the donors sometimes initiate this behavior themselves by approaching hungry bats! the colonies are mostly harems of females with a few males but they’ve been observed letting unrelated males in when it gets cold so they can all stay warm! cute little social critters!

@changelingfangs

Yanno people often talk about the curtains being blue but sometimes i read something and realize people will see someone describe the curtains as blue and respond with, 'wow its so exciting to see yellow drapes'