damn fine coffee

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

If you’re doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure?

Mutuals do this

*Slaps roof of heaven and Earth* This bad boy can fit so many more things than are dreamt of in your philosophy, Horatio.

people with an atrium in their house arent allowed to complain about anything or i’ll fucking attack them

this is the cure to depression. if my house was that sexy my mental illness would go away

honestly yea

>acquire land >plant apple and peach trees >get beehive >plant blackberries on back fence >grow veggie garden >make mead and wine ?????? enjoy life

>kiss my wife