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true love is mostly about bringing each other antihistamines

drinking and smoking marijuana in public in front of children

disco elysium to me is becoming like breaking bad. like I have no idea what the game is about but there’s Two Guys that everybody recognizes and there are posts all the time that reference them and are funny and im feeling like the “the longer I’m on tumblr the more warped idea I’m getting about breaking bad” but with disco elysium and it’s really funny

I have since played disco elysium and have come to the understanding that it really is Like That. God bless

Honestly humans should be able to deploy little parasitic creatures called “learnlets” to go learn new things, or discover hidden ideas, and then return in the evenings

You have to eat them for dinner or other evening meal to gain their knowledge okay

you can seek out and eat the learnlets of your enemies for the purposes of war

"afab only housing" is honestly beautiful. it's #progress to use inclusive language when discrimating against trans women

you might as well just say "no men, and yeah I think men includes you trannies (but trans men aren't men you ladies are welcome 🥰)"

"The purpose of a system is what it does" implies fascinating things about my digestive system.

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

Happy disability pride month

Sharecropping.

If your employer does this: document document document, then find an attorney