im a big stupid jellyfish

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

the last sentence of my thesis

do people understand that aesthetically tiktokking their skincare routine is, and I'm not exaggerating, American Psycho behavior

literally whenever I see one of those "get ready with me" tiktoks with the millions of oils and moisturizers and masks and serums I just think of that entire sequence like alright Mr. Bateman put the iPhone down and run along to class now

if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

Your boyfriend is too small he fell into the bong and died

We smoked him. Sorry

tom and jerry is so evil they just torture that cat for no reason that rat deserves to be slain

Artists who know how to draw armors or very detailed clothing are powerful

See it’s stuff like this that makes me believe that selling your soul to the devil in exchange for talent was a real career track in the 1700s.