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They're older than Florida. The Floridian peninsula is the solidified runoff of the Appalachians that got caught on some coral. It's why we're like this, I think. You don't stand a chance of being normal when you were created by the shed skin of an elder god draping itself over a hollow skeleton. You're always going to be a little Off.

They used to be as tall as the Himalayas.

Okay but are they older or younger than sharks?

@nyarevar pookie your mountain range is cool

older than blood, bones, sharks, AND the rings of saturn!

Polaris, the North Star, is a system of three stars, with the primary star, Polaris Aa, having an estimated age of around 50 to 67 million years

RAGE BIRBS

Funniest thing I have seen in 2020

Ok but legit the funniest part of this is that the cat just knows what he’s about to do before his tongue is even out. He’s done this more than once. A lot more.

I can’t explain it but parents who didn’t let their kids watch SpongeBob was the domino effect that created ultra right wing homeschool parents

I love you Martha Wells. I love you and your beef with privatized transit and whatever happened to you at Rainforest Cafe.