But Alas, I Live

question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway

There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage

question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths

They're actually a really dark purple

question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage

Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em

question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths

The heart wants what the heart wants

this reads like a muppet sketch

You're not wrong

World Heritage Post

my brother wanted me to make a mii of myself so he could put me on his island so our miis could be best friends, but then he asked me with genuine confusion why I dressed my mii like a 9 year old boy. as devastating as this is, its even worse because that is an outfit I own in real life and frequently wear. so. considering taking a drastic action of some kind today.

Incredibly on brand from gonzos humansona

I know this is a deeply American thing to say but I am begging everyone to stay the fuck away from military recruiters. Especially high school kids. You are going to be seeing an unholy amount of them in schools or around schools or literally anywhere kids are known to congregate. THIS INCLUDES ALL FORMS OF ROTC. Stay the fuck away from military recruiters. As someone who’s familiar with entirely too many branches through entirely too many friends and family, including my partner, recruiters are authorized to say literally any fucking thing they think will make you sign on that line. They cannot and will not deliver on those promises. They need bodies for the war they’re pretending is only now starting up again. That’s all you are. A body. Stay the FUCK away from the military.

The lion does not concern himself with the large suspicious wooden horse outside the city gates

kind of a milf. reblog

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

if i do something wrong they kill me

These are the most fuckable bookshelves I’ve ever seen