Just Some Stuff

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land

is it even a beach trip if you dont get wiped out and inhale seawater at least once

ocean stole my sunglasses. dont know what shes going to do with those but i guess she needed them more than me

my favorite thing about crocodiles is yeah they're fantastic swimmers and yeah they can run pretty fast and yeah the smaller ones can even climb trees but also. they don't wanna do any of that shit. they just go no, no thanks. that's not for me. i think i'll just wait for someone to mistake me for a log and get too close. and then i'll eat them. many reptiles love this strategy but none pull it off like the humble croc

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