shalom y'all it's The Jewover

Mikveh accessories for the bride: - sandals, late 19th-early 20th century, wood, inlaid with mother-of-pearl, fabric with gold threads - a dressing towel for a mikvah, late 19th-early 20th century, Turkey - bucket for a bath, Morocco, 20th century

plus, very niche bonus:

Netanyahu Defends New Alliance With Israel’s Far-Right Aryan Supremacy Party 

If We Can Find A Way To Photoshop The Right Half Of A Palestinian Boy’s Face With The Left Half Of An Israeli Child’s Face So That It Kind Of Looks Like One Face Why Can’t Israel and Palestine Find Peace? 

Congress Approves $3 Billion In Military Aid For Netanyahu To Defend Self Against Israeli Justice System 

Israel Passes Law Cementing Itself As Exclusive Nation-State Of Benjamin Netanyahu  

Israel’s, Hamas’ Disregard For Palestinian Life Aligning Nicely 

Middle East Small Talks To Focus On Getting Israel, Palestine To Discuss Weather 

Everyone In Middle East Given Own Country In 317,000,000-State Solution 

Like I understand some of this can and is often fake, but it is so very clearly (particularly for the second pic) that y’all are actually selling sacred items Jews pay sometimes hundreds of dollars for over EBay for 70 bucks.

Please just let us put our sacred items to rest!

“I found this in my grandma’s attic/a storage unit I purchased/a box of random crap I got at a yard sale/[insert other random place here]”:

Rule of thumb, if it has Hebrew writing on it--and Hebrew is distinctive, you can’t miss it--call a rabbi. I promise you, no rabbi on Earth is going to be judgy or rude if you say “I found this thing in my grandma’s attic/a storage unit I purchased/a box of random crap I got at a yard sale/[insert other random place here], and I think it might be a Jewish item, could you please advise?”

If you’re wrong, hey! You showed concern, and that’s great. If you’re right and it’s something goofy or not sacred, like a challah cover with “shabbat” written on it, you’ve shown concern and can now offer it to a community that has more use than you do. If it’s a non-sacred ritual object, like a Seder plate or a Kiddush cup, you can now put it in hands that can use it.

And if, somehow, you do in fact come across prayerbooks/a Torah scroll/a mezuzah?

HaSatan: Here is a list with everything wrong Israel has done this year.

G-d: