knowledge is light 🌻 @studentwizard - Tumblr Blog

hi!!! weird question, but how does one go about starting a wizard blog? it looks like a lot of fun and in thinking of starting one <:3

Just put wizard in your URL and start posting

studentwizard

okay

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JACKSONVILLE, FL—Expressing concern that he might have played up his facility with witchcraft and dark magic at the expense of other qualifications, local man Timothy Sellers told reporters Tuesday that he might have mentioned sorcery a few too many times during a recent job interview. “It seemed to go pretty well, but maybe I should have made fewer references to the various arcane and esoteric rites I have mastered,” said Sellers, wondering aloud whether it would have been better to include Photoshop and Excel on his résumé’s special skills section instead of necromancy and incantations.

Full story.

escuerzoresucitado

bogglethebogwizard

SPELL OF PASSING COLLEGE

LIKE to CHARGE. REBLOG to CAST!

archangel-fucking-judas

i love not finishing sentences. not elaborating. ponder my mysteries Boy

wizard-eater

#my professors when i ask clarification on a question

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evilwizard

(apprentice walking down the halls of the Infinite Library, muttering): “go fetch me Merradia’s Tome jacob. don’t worry about it jacob. it’s just 15,000 miles that-a-way. no i can’t teach you the teleport spell, that’s what i need the tome for.” what a jackass

homunculus-argument

An evil wizard that makes everyone's hats get stuck on their skulls for as long as the spell is in effect, and also makes everyone within earshot - and therefore in the effect of the spell - incapable of controlling their voices so now everyone is yelling.

Call that CAPS LOCK.

evilwizard

it’s not terribly effective in combat but every time you explain the pun you deal 1d4 psychic damage, which is nice

some-triangles

There are three major types of spiritual practice: first, reaching the spirit by rewarding the body, through ritual feasting, drug-taking and sex; second, reaching the spirit by denying the body, through fasting, cleansing and purification; and third, by abandoning the physical entirely and attempting to reach the numinous entirely via the life of the mind. In this essay, entitled “Bed, Bath and Beyond”, I will

magical-hazardous-waste-wizard

Monthly reminder that not every problem in your life is due to a curse, studies show that the upper end of wizard problems being due to curses is only 36.7% percent and on average its 21.2% of a wizard's problems

Other common causes of wizard problems:

-Hubris

-Mental illness

-Financial problems

-Not enough orbs

-Attacks from various hostile entities

-Forgetting to eat food or drink water

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8ball-wizard

summoning a fucking break, dude. i'm so tired.

wizardpotions

↖ This user is a funny little wizard.

faery-wizard

barely-living-wizard-apprentice

why are spells stored in dusty old tomes why aren't they audiobooks

evilwizard

*puts headphones on* this is gonna be so fucking efficient… *400 million kilovolts of lightning eject from the speakers*

evilwizard

in wizard school on the last day there was none of this “exam” bullshit. it was just you and the chalice

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wizard-eater

Oddly specific WIZARD poll

CURSED by a PRIEST, a MAN OF GOD, to forever find myself lost in his eyes

we've already taken this world our roots reach deep and the mycelium is eternal

THE TRANSFORMATION WAS ON PURPOSE IT WAS DEFINITELY ON PURPOSE

I looked into my orb and it looked back🔮

I am a wizard! nothing else! don't look at my url I'm a wizard please believe me

I kissed a wizard(eater) and liked it

non-(fey)osha compliant penis blast struck me down

✨oooh I cast a curse on you ohhh✨

sentenced to death by the wizard council for this outrageous ass

tiny wizard lalalAOOH MY GOD THEY STEPPED ON ME AUGH MY BONES AND WIZARD ROBES

Voting ended onApr 15, 2023

river-starling

Just got my license in wizardry! Time to shoot lasers at science nerds! <3

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