𝓢𝓽𝓻𝓪𝔀𝓫𝓮𝓻𝓻𝔂

Jared: MY HEADPHONES!

Connor: Lactose intolerance is a mindset

Jared: My gyatt is a very big adult man.

Evan: You're bursting down THERE!

Zoe: Piss me off again and I'll hit you with my big sexy white racist truck

Evan: I hate you all but if I stop being your friend I'd have to go back to being a lonely lesbian

Jared: I'LL SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR ANAL CANAL!

Connor: You're built like the bus driver's big toe

Evan: It's not anxiety if I'm not shaking *shakes casually*

Jared: FA- *sees a teachee* -BULOUS, that's what I was gonna say

Mini comp-

Connor: I wish the bus would hit me-

Zoe: Which one?!

Connor: All of them- bum, bum, bum, bum!

Scene up here-

Evan: Do you even know how to do the Nazi salute?

Jared: *does the Nazi salute with the wrong arm*

Zoe: *turns around* Wrong arm, idiot, it's like this *does it properly*

Connor: I'm telling Hitler on you

(Teacher) Larry: Next one to salute during the film about pearl harbor is getting 3 detentions and an in school suspension *goes back to his desk*