Your English teachers write fanfiction.

i think the world would be a happier place if we were all permanently stoned

the lottery by shirley jackson

hold on i have to read something real quick

dude

on nights when the veil is thin u can read rpf on jstor

@jstor thank you

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give that character who is usually so stoic a fever. make them softly beg for contact. Make them whimper and sob and plead for someone, anyone to stay. Stay with them— they don’t… Everything feels weird, and it’s safer with you, please—

"Are they lovers?" Worse. They were supposed to be, but never got the chance.

I just have to lock in and get through my to-do list and then I'll start my new system with a clean slate and everything will be better.

I'll set a calendar event for two weeks ahead of time and two days ahead of time so I won't forget.

If I just remember to do it every day it'll become a habit and I won't have to think about it.

I'll just stay at my desk until all of my tasks are done for the day and then they won't build up.

That's important, let me write it down on my hand so I can't ignore it.

If I skip lunch I'll catch up a little bit and I won't have to stay late or start early to stay on top of things.

I think if I work late all week that'll get me through the backlog and then I just have to keep up.

i have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

maybe rereading one night in bangor would heal you

and once you're done with it immediately follow it up with in mixed company as dessert

we cannot never forget you, soft and only

Need more? How about Downpour?

nothing cheers me up like Hozier Missed a Trick

All right, but had you considered dream to me?

Yes to all, but - don't miss Don't Lose Your Cool.

I summon thee, Pray for us Icarus, to heal us all

Demon of the Lamp is one of my favorites

And if you haven't read it already for whatever reason, there's always Demonology and The Tri-Phasic Model Of Trauma: An Integrative Approach

Don't miss Upon the Place Beneath, with a much better take on how Crowley deals with the Slough of Despond.

If I may offer We Can't Keep Meeting Like This and What Are You Doing Here? because these are absolute gems

i miss my beautiful wife joann fabrics it feels as if eons have passed since i last saw her. this guy michael keeps waving her visage in front of me and saying she’s living in his house but he is lying to me. i know this because i went into his house and found only fragments and memories of my beautiful wife joann and pictures of her shadowed face labeled “online only”. michael won’t even let me order swatches from him