The Striped Dalmatian

“Which I measured with my rulers”

have you seen my son anywhere?

i was raised catholic so every time i hear “may the force be with you” my automatic response is “and also with you”

#FEELTHEBERN

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “i haven’t started either”

What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”

current mood: that picture of Rami Malek holding two pens at an autograph signing and looking overwhelmed. you know the one i mean

I love seeing dads portrayed as literally anything else other than a useless dumbass like on commercials. Dads are fucking awesome, get with it america.

did the shia labeouf meme die yet?