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Alcohol is genuinely a hard drug and it’s literally fucking everywhere. We should all be more horrified at the way alcohol abuse and alcohol dependency is so culturally enshrined. Alcohol abuse is especially pushed on and expected of young people as a supposed necessary 'coming of age' experience. And if you don't do alcohol abuse as a 'coming of age experience' when you're a teen or if you think it's fucked the way alcohol abuse and alcohol dependency is culturally pushed on us, people sneer at you and treat you like you're an uptight naive church grandma.

I love that he apparently got the job because he looked so pathetic that children truly believed he would be unable to solve puzzles created by a cartoon dog without their assistance.

kids really said “i can fix him”

Brands getting into the shitposting game has always rubbed me the wrong way. I don’t care how savage you think the green owl from the language app is, they aren’t even allowed to say fuck. 

they told you it’s cleaner to wax your pussy raw remove its natural barrier completely fucking up your follicles and risking damaging your skin permanently and then they told you it’s sexy to wear polyester underwear that doesn’t let air through creating the perfect environment for all sorts of bacteria to proliferate in and also goes IN your ass creating a direct channel from your anus to your bald defenceless pussy and you believed it. you believed it

This is the PR approach fossil fuel companies are taking now

some songs just aren't meant to be played on speakers they need to be heard through headphones. it's called intimacy

cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'll be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.

get okay with being some level of burden on others, seriously

you know what’s a real burden? a person that is so scared of leaning on other people that they try to be completely self sufficient and you end up either having to help them indirectly to save their ego or they have to break down in order to receive help, both of which are so much more heavy to the person that loves them than just being leaned on casually

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them