Both: life motto and goal

love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

I think "fuck you, I hate your work and I will do it myself and I will do it better" is a really funny and epic sentiment. i started publishing poetry because an ex boyfriend of mine was publishing really ass poetry in a bunch of journals and I was like "Jesus christ, this is garbage, I could do that, and I could do it better." now I have a page in the Academy of American Poets and I've published a full length collection and his website says "former poet." You should win by succeeding way harder than they do. Spite is a legitimate energy source.

Important note: Definitely do Method Two. Method One will make the chat feature invisible, but it may pop up again; Method Two will make it go away entirely.

harry osborn (raimiverse) was obviously very intelligent considering he basically took over oscorp when his father died at age what? 18? & he obviously knew enough about the science division to help oversee dr octavious' work and how it could benefit the company. and yet peter tutored him alllll through highschool for science? i'm thinking harry was looking to tutor peter in something else

call him bubonic the way he plagues me

Shoutout to those that never imagined this guy and get really confused when they see everyone agree that they saw them as a kid. My favorite collective hallucination.

Can't believe this was one of my first posts on tumblr and still my most popular by far! It's very funny because it was a very sloppy edit I kinda just slapped together in one evening, never thinking it would have any sort of legacy

One of the great environmentalism cons was convincing the public it was their responsibility to save the earth, when the corporations who are 99% of the problem still do whatever they want

Amazing addition