Eska "Smashboy" Rebbeel
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almost home
occasionally subtle
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

Monterey Bay Aquarium
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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YOU ARE THE REASON

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Peter Solarz

if i look back, i am lost
NASA

#extradirty
I'd rather be in outer space šø

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pixel skylines
trying on a metaphor
i don't do bad sauce passes
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Idea: Casper High field trip. Mr. Freeze attacks, complete with monologue of his motives. Batman and co capture him. As he's being led to the cop cars,
Lancer, raised voice: SENSE AND SENSIBILITY! For the last time, we are NOT kidnapping the rogue and bringing him and and his wife home with us.
The entire class, sobbing and clinging to a BREATHTAKINGLY exasperated Lancer: But he's like a frostbitten Orpheus trying to save his Eurydice!!!! ššššš
And the cops, Mr. Freeze, and the Bat vigilantes are just staring in growing confusion as the class continues to tearfully plead to take the rogue home like a stray cat or dog and promise to help take care of him and get him all the enrichment he needs.
Casper High pulls a fundraiser just so the class can afford to visit him. Arkham Asylum never had so many visitors at once, and certainly no teenagers that didn't so much as blink at the more colorful patients
In fact, they seem oddly at ease among the tables, helping insane criminals learn some arts and crafts. Even the Joker, who made more than one threatening comment, only caused a few chuckles from the teenagers. Though a lot of them did seem to reach for a green lipstick, placing the little tubes on the table within easy reach.
Everyone in Gotham was horrified, eyeing the class that boarded the rented-out bus with barely concealed fear and suspicion. Everyone was sure the twenty-something children would turn out to be horrible monsters, hell-bent on breaking the city apart, but no, they literally only went to visit the patients and left with a spring in their step and stopped for some fast food.
By nightfall, the bus had driven home, carrying with it the oddest group of people anyone has ever seen. And this was people from Gotham talking.
Amity Park must be bad
Dr. Victor is surprised to find that the teenagers hold regular fundraisers and have started online donation pages to try to help him raise money for his wife's cancer research. They're such good kids.
The villains of Gotham all swear that they would never harm those kids, and Bruce suddenly has a list of potential scholarship winners who could work around the city and become a means to protect the rest of Gotham from attacks.
Like planting trees against a large amount of water. Gotham sweats when a new bus, years later, comes back from Amity Park, filled with the same teenagers as before, but now? Now those kids were allowed to vote.
Step-by-step guide to wield a āGolden Cudgelā like the Monkey King Sun Wukong by č„é³ę¢ å
Please reblog this if you ship or at least support Jackie x Eric, I feel deprived.
I donāt ship Jackie x Eric, but I like their potential for friendship.
Iām reblogging this because I know I significant portion of T7S fans do shipĀ Jackie x Eric, and they might see it and let you know youāre not alone. :D
I made this drawing for new year, I forgot to put it here, lol.

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"Speedsters are boring, they're useless they just run fast."
Wrong! Jay Garrick can make sonic bombs by just hitting his helmet at the right frequency. Barry Allen can disassemble and reassemble himself molecule by molecule at will. Wally West can freeze a person in time by removing their potential kinetic energy. Bart Allen can trap entities between molecules. Eobard Thawne can age someone to dust with a touch. Literally any of them can throw a grain of sand with enough force to go through any armor you care to imagine. Speedster abilities are not only endlessly creative, they're horrifyingly OP.
"If my wife's closet is right, the planet's gonna try to eat us soon," -Khan, "Mass Destruction," Murder Drones.
Cora Mills and Crimson are in the "doesn't keep their heart inside their bodies" club
He Dance In Bathroom By Himself
"They bring bucket. You bring shame" - Mrs Bakavic, "Baka, Bile, and Baseball Bats," Santa Clarita Diet.
"Tommy, this is outrageous. The next time you set off a fire alarm, you damn well better start a fire first!" -Dick Solomon, "Dickmalion," 3rd Rock From the Sun.

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STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters⦠S.T..R ⦠My friend sent this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks. STROKE IDENTIFICATION: During a party, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. (they offered to call ambulance) They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingridās husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the party . Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some donāt die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this⦠STROKE IDENTIFICATION: A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a strokeā¦totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough. RECOGNIZING A STROKE Remember the ā3ā steps, STR . Read and Learn! Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke. Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questionsĀ : S * Ask the individual to SMILE .. T * = TALK. Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (eg āIt is sunny out todayā). R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS . If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call the ambulance and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher. NOTEĀ : Another āsignā of a stroke is 1. Ask the person to āstickā out their tongue. 2. If the tongue is ācrookedā, if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke. A prominent cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved. And it could be your own.
First reblog post that actually saves a life.
This is a life-saving post.
the more you know
yeah donāt think that this canāt happen to you or someone you know if theyāre young. my cousinās wife is 33 and she had a stroke last year
Iāve had a stroke. It happens to people, and the more you know about this kind of stuff, the better.Because it could be important to know.
LIVE SAVING. WOOOAHH. REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOGĀ REBLOGĀ
Had a family member almost die of one, so signal boosting because you never know when you could save a life.
Because I feel bad if I donāt reblogā¦
My mother died after being paralyzed by a stroke. Please read this^
I remember a while ago here in UK there were stroke-identifying adverts. Their catchphrase was FAST:
F- Face: is their face fallen on one side?
A- Arms: can they raise both their arms up and hold them there?
S- Speech: is their speech slurred? Can they speak a full sentence?
T- Time: if all the signs show a stroke, call 999.
We managed to save my nana with this information when she had her first stroke.Ā
"What happened? The last thing I remember, I was talking about narcolepsy and then falling asleep." "Yeah. That's about right."
So many people do not understand the relationship between climate change and cold weather.
If you see this post it is important to send it to someone else so they too can understand
People hardly ever change their minds in front of you...the conversation becomes one of a series of slow drips that builds up to a realization
This wonāt make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!
This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.
WHAT?
The thing about this? Itās in every pregnancy book Iāve read.
WHAT?????
Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?
Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.
https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook
Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.
WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didnāt learn this in sex Ed AT ALL
This is very true lol
Yo what the f u c k
not the normal stuff iād reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????
I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex,Ā but itās definitely a thing.
What the fuck
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ā¦.thank you tumblr??
hm.Ā
I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments
I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.
Well I never
As a general rule of thumb, do not push air into any bodily orifice, regardless of gender. It never ends well. Air compressors and the human body do NOT mix.
Not even the mouth, shit can rupture a lung.
Iām asexual but reblogging to potentially save lives
reblogging because what the fuck this should be commonly known
reblogging bc this was the first post on my fyyp and holy shit
reblogging bc
this was the first post on my
fyyp and holy shit
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Reblog chain? Reblog chain, this shit important!!
Ghost in the Watch Tower
(With any of my ideas, feel free to use this as u want)
So for whatever reason u want, Danny needs a new haunt. Now he canāt just pick anywhere. It has to be somewhere that fits him.
So after a bit of haunt hunting he finds the perfect place!! The fact itās the HQ of a bunch of heroes satisfies his protection obsession nicely and as if it couldnāt get better ITS IN SPACE!!! Itās perfect!!! I mean yeah there r already people living and working there but Danny can turn invisible so itās fine. He doesnāt need much honesty.
So for a few months Danny just chills in the watch tower without anyone knowing and all is great. Than one day Constantine is dragged into a meeting at the watch tower and immediately pick up on the fact that a Realms ghost has moved in and no one in the tower had seemed to notice.
Deciding it would be better to handle alone than risk a bunch of novices poking around one of the most dangerous types of undead there is, he sets up a banishment spell in a spare room. It should be fine anyway. The spell doesnāt affect humans so he can just deal with it and no one has to know.
Only it doesnāt work.
Ok then, well good thing he knows another ritual that should work! He gets it all set up, goes the incantation and⦠yeah that didnāt work either⦠itās at this point he hears a near silence noise echo out. It takes a minute but he eventually figures out what it is.
ā¦laughingā¦
This fucker is laughing at himā¦
Well any plan John had of just giving up is thrown out the window. This shit is personal now.
Danny on the other hand is having the time of his life! Not only did he score the perfect haunt, he now has free entertainment in the form of John āsoul whoreā Constantine trying to banish him using spells and rituals that wonāt do anything to a half human like him!! Best haunt EVER
Cut to a week later and Flash is on watch duty when the Zeta goes off and out walks John which leads to-
Flash: hey, wasnāt expecting.. is that a shotgun??
John: ghost in the watch tower
Flash: w-what??
John: Ghost. In the. Watch. Tower. *walks off*
Flash:ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.*presses button* yeah hey bats urrr. I think Constantineās lost it
Danny is making bank in the Realms by selling videos of Constantine losing it after every failure
Clockwork is making Bets because it's entertaining, the Ancients are in on it and Danny is the Betting Host, he gets 20% of the bets costs and the winners get the rest of the shares divided amongst them. Danny absolutely is also making sure he's entertaining his dear customers by being 'Bait' and provoking John even more, making the occult detective go even more insane and INSANER(that's not a word) more than before. VERY HILARIOUS THOUGHT.

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Oh my gosh. I just found this website that walks you though creating a believable society. It breaks each facet down into individual questions and makes it so simple! It seems really helpful for worldbuilding!
Heads up that this is a very extensive questionnaire and might be daunting to a lot of writers (myself included). That being said, it is also an amazing questionnaire and I will definitely be using it (or at the very least, some of it).
Bookmarking thisā¦
"This is gonna be a gas."
Raymond Reddington š¤ Donald Ressler š¤ Agnes O'Connor/Agatha Harkness