StressedOutSwimmer

#Please little bird

Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.

Not worth taking the risk

Worth a shot.

what is the worst that can happen, right?

Cosmic alignment…

Fuck all of the good luck posts out there. Reblog this to immaculate your vibes

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

I loathe my job and need a new one. I need all the help I can get.

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I am the only survivor on this post REBLOG FOR HAPPINESS IN LATE MARCH AND TO SURVIVE THE MARCH OF TIME!!!!

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

Reblogging Madame Zeroni because I would hate for my great-great grandson to get hit in the head by running shoes

I’m too superstitious to pass this up lol 🐈‍⬛💵🙏🏻

I hope it does because it’s time to remortgage 😢 💵 💴 💰

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

I’m too superstitious to pass this up lol 🐈‍⬛💵🙏🏻

My cat is eating my money tree so I hope this counteracts that.

#Please little bird

I am not taking a risk

Not risking it pals

U know what I want potato of luck

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.

Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love