time is making fools of us again

500 years from now there’s gonna be some film historian who’s entire career is built off of searching for a copy of goncharov

Wuthering Heights send tweet

white heathcliff. it’s me. margot robbie. i’ve come home to hollywoodland california. it’s so sunny. let me in your barbie dream car.

women have male loneliness worse

please please please let me get what i want september

please please please let me get what i want october

beautiful women will be like “i baked a cake” and you will say “oh ? what flavour is it” and they say well its a honey rosewater apricot pistachio cardamom vanilla fig jam earl grey poppyseed orange blossom extra virgin olive oil chiffon sponge soaked in raspberry elderflower champagne lipgloss pomegranate matcha ginger blueberry cherry blossom magnolia petal almond passionfruit persimmon syrup with whipped amalfi lemon limoncello ricotta goats cheese honeycomb black pepper bergamot lemon thyme lemon balm rosemary chantilly whipped cream cream cheese feta cheese italian meringue frosting . like ok. i want to spend the rest of my afternoons walking around inside your beautiful mind like a garden

lily had gay son and thot daughter but her favourite child will always be promiscuous evil bisexual son

normal guy who transitions into a different, equally normal guy

guy who changes his name from robert to tom

Do you think Trump named it “Big Beautiful Bill” out of nostalgia or…

If I were a children’s show animator I would simply not be a pervert

Thanks toesucker

Oh I forgot

why is ellen the world’s oldest living twink

i didn’t know tom ford had met ellen

That’s Tom Ford’s husband??

no that’s ellen

north korean aging beam

remember when you were fifteen and you were convinced you were evil and irredeemable and completely insane but it turns out you were just fifteen

me when i was fifteen: oh i am just a deeply evil and destructive being and someday i will be punished for my crimes. also the only song that matters is sail by awolnation. *sits quietly in bed and does not do my homework.*