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Everybody in the club Yield to my will

psychiatrist just finished my evaluation and they said i have a curse most ancient

it must be fucking awesome to be a balloon floating away from a crying child like fuck yessssssss get out of there

hey, I was just at the Kroger, I think I just saw your living weapon look both ways sheepishly before scanning her dehumanizing barcode tattoo to see what would happen. it rang up as a Mountain Dew voltage. so like, is that intentional or

Reminder that Kroger and their "family" of subsidiary companies (Dillons, King Soopers, Safeway, Harris Teeter, Gerbes, JayC, etc) are a monopoly that has been driving independent grocery stores out of business and artificially inflating food prices since the 1950s.

i'll tell my friends to take their brainwashed living weapons and homunculi elsewhere then

every time i cant beat a level in a video game i think about the fucking does that seem fair to you tweet

my empire of dirt!!!❤️❤️❤️ #MyDirt

had a dream jerma died