welcome to fuck zone

we are so fucking back baby

happy summer to dykes in tank tops and basketball shorts, goths who's makeup is melting, little kids catching frogs and fireflies, guys who just bring their guitar everywhere now, 13 yr olds very obviously in their emo phase during a family vacation, gas station employees, old people sitting on porches, and dogs swimming at the beach

Are you ready to get scared

im always already scared

Get ready! 😃

😃

hhhrk. gggrrrg. *changes several core aspects of your personality when you’re not looking*

normally this would infuriate me but I feel uncharacteristically calm and forgivibg

every so often i will come across a macklemore lyric that just… catches me so fucking off guard

just when you think it couldn’t be worse, you have to battle a creature

Okay I looked this one up. He said he talked to God, made up some songs, and lost nine kilos during his 20ish hours in the water. He was also completely nude when he was rescued.

hero’s journey

and this man? Odysseus

cat breaking bad be like lets see paw allens card

american psycho i mean

cat american psycho i mean

sorry

cat breaking bad be like jesse we need to lay in this beam of sunshine

you conjure such a beautiful world

I think the silliness is spreading to my lungs

pongebob

In what possible way is this spongebob

can you just play with me here

tesla is not really a car or spaceship company. thats all smoke and mirrors. elon musk is actually 1 inch tall and is being projected to look larger. teslas real invention is the technology that makes him appear to be the size of a fully grown man when hes just an inch tall.

he had to stand on his keyboard and jump from key to key to type this

guy who says “oh like troy and abed in the morning” whenever a talk show is mentioned

get that intellectual shit outta here this is DONALD AND DOG (2019)

i liked when in Saw, he said its sawin time and sawed those guys