I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood
10 years of crème brûlée brownies and wondering where it all went wrong
idk how you’re getting Content from “i fee like i dont know how to be a person properly and i dont know how or what to talk to my husband about almost ever” but she’s now happily divorced so she was in fact Not Content
Scrolled through the reblogs and couldn’t find anyone actually posting the recipe HERE, so I dug it up on the Wayback Machine. Behold! Kristan’s lost brownies recipe:
Créme Bruleé Brownies
Prep Time: 40 minutes Cook Time: 30 minutes Total Time: 1 hour, 10 minutes Yield: 15 servings
Ingredients
Brownies:
1 cup (2 sticks) salted butter, melted
1 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
2 cups granulated sugar
4 large eggs
1 TBS vanilla extract
1 1/3 cups flour
12 oz (ish) jar hot fudge sauce
Créme Bruleé Topping:
¼ cup cornstarch
1 cup white sugar
6 Tablespoons butter, melted
3 ¼ cups half and half cream
2 teaspoons vanilla extract or vanilla bean paste
¼ cup granulated sugar
Instructions
Preheat oven to 350. Line a 9x13 pan with foil and spray thoroughly with nonstick spray; set aside.
In a large bowl, whisk together the cocoa and melted butter. Stir in sugar until combined. Stir in eggs, one at a time, mixing well after each. Stir in vanilla. Fold in flour JUST until you no longer see flour streaks in the batter. Gently fold in hot fudge sauce.
Spread batter in prepared pan and bake for about 20 minutes, until raw batter no longer appears when a toothpick is inserted in the center. Remove from oven and place pan on a cooling rack.
Prepare topping: In a medium-sized heavy saucepan, whisk together cornstarch and sugar. Whisk in the melted butter and half and half. Bring to a boil over medium heat, stirring constantly, until mixture is the consistency of a thick pudding. Remove from heat and stir in vanilla.
Pour custard over the brownies, spreading to cover. Sprinkle surface with granulated sugar, then place under the broiler for several minutes until top is golden (may be dark brown is some spots). Alternately, a kitchen torch can be used.
Let brownies cool to room temperature, then refrigerate until chilled. Remove foil, cut into bars and serve.
Enjoy and have a great day!
I dont know where op got the info that this baker divorced her husband. I went looking, before i disagreed w the reasoning of op, bc what do i know, maybe Kristan explained how she felt on a post. On the wayback machine, last post of the webpage is dated 2020, and the latest recipe i found mentioning her family is saying she was on a holiday and pregnant (here). But maybe this is a new relationship, i didnt check further.
Not having things to talk about with your spouse sounds off to me, but i also dont see this discontent op speaks of. And “feeling like i dont know how to be a person” is just relatable tbh. Independent of a relationship. It is also echoed in other posts on her page, saying she “speaks like a robot sometimes”. Idk how one gets “discontent with relationship” from those.
But yea recipe sounds awesome (and i recommend checking out other recipes by Kristan, she gives good baking tips and shares her sources)
here ya go
