what motivates scart? that's right – the nut

[seeing a high definition photograph of a tropical bird after a three week tolerance break from looking at images] HOOOOOOOOOOOH

what about his penis my friend wants to know

weed gummies are such a fake sounding concept like yeah if you eat this piece of candy and wait an hour you'll suddenly become very easily entertained and airheaded and cuddly

willy wonka creation

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

tigers actually have really strong venom but their mandibles are too small to break the skin of a human so dont worry

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

imo the term "walkable" in "walkable cities" should be understood to mean "wheelchair accessible" as well, not just literally "possible to walk in". the act of walking in a city doesn't automatically make it walkable

No… not the serum *I start slowly and horribly transforming into an unspoiled wetland*

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

its so fucked that people will be like "yeah i stopped smoking weed because it made me feel like everything was fine, which made me do less" like ok so your primary motivator was fear.

i stopped because it made me think i had mind control powers and i started seeing peoples tattoos as spiders crawling on them

You did have those powers and you lost them permanently because of your weaknesses