TAKE ‘EM DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE-!

always good to have friends who are at least 5 years older than you and friends who are at least 5 years younger than you. being the youngest person you know will make you feel like an inexperienced child who knows nothing of the world. being the oldest person you know will make you feel like the joker.

how would they make the text go out the dollar bill?-

Okay wise guy

Alright

ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMAURY GUICHON!!!

Lvl 6: My Marine Biology professor told me it was technically “Octopods” to bring it in line with “Cephalopod,” but that if the class is falling asleep you can call them “Octopussies”

nascar had dudes with names like Slick Richards and commentators are like “PUSSY JOHNSON CAUSES THE BIG ONE AT THE WINSTON CUP Sponsored By the 2022 Honda Cervix”

can you put that thing on a fucking leash *pointing angrily at a butterfly with beautiful iridescent wings thats not flying anywhere near you*