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(To my normal followers) don't worry I won't make a portal to blood hell, I basically don't care about it at all (to my horny weirdo followers) we gotta make that portal NOW

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Verify your account scam - Version 5
To no surprise, they've updated their script.. again lol.
Past versions:
Version 4 - Version 1-3
A text version can be found in the alt text of this image.
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Please make sure that if you get tagged in these posts, to report the post (not the blog tagging you!) as:
something else > unlawful use > phishing.
Additionally, I found it best to start your tickets something like:
"staff impersonation blog/account/scam - <info goes here>"
But that's up to you. :)
Please stay safe and please make sure to warn others about this scam if you see them questioning if it's real or not! People are more than welcome to @ users in my scam examination post I made about this scam too!! In fact I encourage it!
Remember: You did not pay money to sign up and use [tumblr] when you joined!
You do not nor ever will have to pay money to fix/solve account issues! Tumblr will email you directly via the email attached to your tumblr account if there is ever an issue!
They will not @ you in a post or a comment!
STOP! LOOK! If the url/website address is not 'tumblr.com', ie where you are right now reading this, it is a phishing website!
Thank you for reading and please bee safe out there!
-Bee
drives me nuts when ppl act like its somehow feminist to be a huge asshole to people because 'men are allowed to behave that way,' or whatever. ok. well i dont think men should be treating people like that either. and if they talk to me like you are talking to me, i will judge and avoid them as well.
"society gives men a pass for behaving in hurtful and selfish ways without consideration for the impact it has on the people around them, particularly those with less power" yeah
"so I'm going to deliberately emulate this behavior, and it will be feminist of me to do so" incorrect
"You can say that [orangutans] are not dependent on social support and approval, and if you admire this in them, that an orang is irredeemably his own person, 'the most poetic of the apes', researcher Lynn Miles told me once in an unguarded moments. What she had in mind was the difference between orangs and chimps in the way they carry on their discourse with the world.
Chimps are much admired for their tool use and for their problem-solving relationship with things as they find them...the orang is, let us say, not so replete with enterprise. Give an orangutan the hexagonal peg and the several shapes of hole, and then hide behind the two-way mirror and watch how he engages with the problem.
And watch and watch and watch--because he does not engage with the problem. He uses the peg to scratch his back, has a look-see at his right wrist, makes a half-hearted and soon abandoned attempt to use his fur as a macramé project, stares dreamily out the window if there is one and at nothing in particular if not, and the sun begins to set. (The sun will also set if you are observing a chimp, but the chimp is more amusing, so you are less likely to mark the moment in your notes. An orang observer has plenty of time to be a student of the vanities of sunset.)
You watch, and the orang dreams...when casually and as if thinking of something else, the orang slips the hexagonal peg into the hexagonal hole. And continues staring off dreamily."
Vicki Hearne, "The Case of the Disobedient Orangutans"
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Velheim experience comics
Few days ago @pumpumkins and I played Valheim and we made Thor and Loki and did little rp
...because why not it's norse mythology
tbh it was 50% rp 50% bullshit
Pumkin as Thor, me as Loki and it was so funny
We encountered a troll
We both died
I died to dwarves and waiting for Thor to bring the raft
I was chased by a boar, elite neck, and greydwarf
I ran for my fucking life and Thor laughing his ass off while watching me
After being rescued

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The name “Greg the Sorcerer” really sells it
I added a xenomorph to my Sims game and he’s a really chill guy
can't stop thinking about how hysterical project hail mary would be from rocky's pov when you consider that, by eridian standards, basic human functioning is simultaneously an incredibly hostile and violently perverted body horror fetish nightmare. imagine you make first contact with an alien and it's an apex predator with an obscene number of orifices, made up mostly of toxic substances that it oozes constantly from said orifices, thrives in an unforgivingly cold and suffocating atmosphere, is highly motivated by searching for its next meal + consumes its food publicly in violation of your society's main taboo, and is capable of rapidly transitioning from vulnerable in sleep to alert and in full possession of its faculties at the slightest change in stimuli. grace is in a heartwarming scifi buddy comedy and meanwhile rocky is bonded with and planning on bringing home his species' equivalent of the xenomorph.
so this
there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try
A direct sequel to this by @ohwait-shesinspace
The Bird belongs to @justcakethanks and the fabulous eridian welcoming committee, of course

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gothic horror is when there's a location. cosmic horror is when there's an unauthorized fucking Thing. folk horror is when you're outside.
counterpoint
cosmic horror is when the Thing is Not Familiar, the Location Makes No Fucking Sense, and the Outside is BIG.
gothic horror is when The Thing is Of Your Own Making, the Location has a Deeply Bloody History, and the Outside is Wet and Cold and Is Caging You In.
folk horror is when the Thing Should Be Familiar, But Is Not, the Location Should Be Pleasing, But Is Not, and the Outside is Trying Very Hard To Kill You
Cosmic horror is Big. Gothic horror is Old. Folk horror is Nearby.
Don’t worry, it’s not an insult! Calling someone “the shit” is actually a common earth compliment!
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They're just....they're trying SO HARD you guys! This is amazing xD
funny idea i just got for an Eridian character. meet Hardtack
like a sick victorian child
just some humans hanging out. just some flowers hanging out. :]
(my previous art of my fallen humans designs here !)

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deltarune chapter 5 spoilers
this is actually so stupid im sorry