little dude

I am the harbinger of good vibes and nice times

not really!

I am the horseman of the chillpocalypse

not really!

I sow seeds of trust and friendship

+rep

-rep

fuck. sorry puki there's nothing I can do

for breakfast today I had half a bag of crunchy cheetos and that is ok !!!! it might even be awesome

cheetos are better soft

I love polyamory, tater tots, chicken strips, and a large ice cold drink

what will you do if i try to melt you large, ice cold drink?

can someone please please please please send me a grilled cheese in the maill I'm so hungry my address is 100 ocean

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

does writing fanfiction count as art

don't make me say the mummy thing again

does making up scenarios of scenes that you'd never actually write before bed count as art

Please stay

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

thank you but.... are you implying people have a favorite type of currency?

I find it hilarious they gave me hay despite having it just yesterday

Why are you eating hay?

They keep giving it to me?

Wait hold on, are these posts the reason why no one takes me seriously?

I think so, dude. Why do you think me and so many other pinterest fellows followed you?

I find it hilarious they gave me hay despite having it just yesterday

Why are you eating hay?

I am being given it?

where did you even mention eating hay??

no more dichotomies. I would like to introduce you to my friends Both, Neither, and Something else entirely

also my friend Sneither, who also cannot be organized into any single category

Don't forget about Everything! Rad dude in my opinion

They said 'blog' not 'bog'. Happy to help!

I shake you so hard your eyes are go to bed

my eyes are too allergy for that

I shake you so hard your eyes are go to bed

i go to bed fight back

I am an unreliable narrator only as a result of being stupid as shit.

i am an unreliable narrator only as a result of it's funny

I love being alive because hell yeah and it's cool

Teach me your ways

you can eat a whole loaf of bread if you want

what about two?