I would like to report a murder

WHERE IS MY WEAVE HOLY SHIT

*from computer speakers* vsauce, *from suddenly behind you* michael here

*from inside your head* what if you were defenseless

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told my parents i miss archaeology and my mom was, very sympathetically, like: “do you want to dig holes in the garden?” and i was like. yes. i want to dig holes in the garden.

These are both moods, but unfortunately I am primarily a bioarchaeologist. (IE, I specialize in digging up old human skeletons.) And, uh, home-made bioarchaeology is tragically discriminated against by law enforcement.

Only if you get caught

This whole post took an unexpected turn

Out of work paleontologists can take a page out of the Girl Scouts handbook and eat a chicken, clean the bones, encase them in a mud and plaster mix, then chip it back out. Which is legitimately how Girl Scouts earn their paleontology badge.

… I rebuilt my chicken by modeling muscles back onto the bones using clay, then putting skin on it and making it look like a dinosaur…. 

Perfect. Exactly the right way to add a part 2 to this project.

enrichment

mad you cut the cookie cake like that tf

bro I said i’m not doing good 😭

I wanna start swimming again but I’m pre-op ugh

If you're a cisgender woman and you assume that trans people can't be afraid of you because you're a woman it's very possible that you're the type of cis person I'm afraid of in public.

Oh hey it’s the unreasonably sexy chef

Seems perfectly reasonable to me.

Spn ran for fifteen fucking seasons, it ran for over a decade, and wincest was consistently one of the two or three most popular ships. And it had no measurable impact on real world abuse. Maybe you think fandom is uniquely dangerous (why, idk, but this tumblr after all) but a pretty good rule of fandom is that if Spn couldn't do it, fucking no one else is going to manage it.