It’s Nap Time

one of my favorite sensations is when you can feel the ocean nearby without seeing it

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

the lion concerns himself with everything

“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help

not junji ito. where did he come from. this is supposed to say chatgpt

Tubby at da vet he is in hell

i can’t stand “it’s not that deep” attitudes like even if it really really isn’t that deep just PLAY WITH ME. just fucking PLAY. have a meaningless but deep analytical conversation with me. just like think about shit for fun. does anyone else like to think about stuff for fun. it’s so lonely

the feminine urge to stay gone. be unseen, be unavailable, be unheard of. disappear.

i know the idea of 'hear me out' type posts is weird non-conventional attraction but i also have a fascination for the people whos 'hear me outs' are conventionally attractive characters from the most OBSURE media. like if you were asked to name a sexy character and your first thought is the girl from a mostly forgotten 1980s canadian animated scifi musical im gonna be way more intrigued by whats going on in your brain than if you had said like. the dragon from shrek yknow.

"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

Quagsire is a Ground-Type. Therefore they can hug Raichu without fear of being shocked.

i like when you watch a video essay from 5+ years ago and they make a joke/apologize for how long the video is and the runtime is like. 35 minutes. when we now live in an era of 3 hour intricate breakdowns of bad kids shows being everywhere.

My year of swag and resurrection