cowboy shark riding a fucking kitten hell yeah

Thinking about workin boys and how Hidgens' story is not recognised as being queer and is instead criticised for being about men, but at the same time Hidgens refuses to relate to women and sees the genderswap as an insult to his story. The way a gay man's story can't be told because it's seen as patriarchal but the same gay man can't see that it's still a queer story when the characters are all women.

4) black Americans invented rock and roll.

5) Black AND Jewish Americans created musical theatre. 

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washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

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the humble tank top has done so much for homosexual women

as someone with autism + scheduling anxiety, this is what is sounds like when i'm planning to meet up with my girlfriend

'i asked chatgpt' i asked jonathan jims jead jrchivist jf jhe jagnus jnstuitue, jondon. he told me to stop calling him that