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jingle-knight

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

strangestcritter

@andromedacarriesaxes why am i getting so many homoerotic knight posts

...they know

mavisofthemoon

Pride Month means it's time to DIG

hannisconfused

DIG

knightclubbing

fumbled the queen but i still have to remain in her service because of my oath for life. so its just really awkward now all the time. fuck my stupid chivalrous life

strangestcritter

@andromedacarriesaxes

the-gladiolus

Literally will never recover from the character Jon Sims. Cursed by spiders from age 8. Acted skeptical of horrific entities while fighting said entities. Tried to cut off his own finger repeatedly. Partook in an enemies-to-lovers romance in which only he believed them to be enemies. Short. Kidnapped at least 3 times. Surrounded by queer women who are constantly threatening to kick his ass. No understanding of pop culture. Possessed by a purveyor of apocalyptic beat poetry. Said the first “I love you” in the show, directed at a cat that was biting him. Called a merry-go-round “thrilling.” Metaphysically disassembled anyone who was mean to his boyfriend. Said “good lord” unironically. Asked a murderous Russian clown why she didn’t sound Russian. He was even bi

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mousidy

"we're all faggots in the eyes of the state!" "we all have it just as bad!"

ok. wage gap

source

like. come on now

trans mennnn pspspsps understand your relative privilege over your transfem sisters and use it to support and uplift us instead of pretending not to have the structural leverage necessary to harm us. ooooo you know you want to build queer solidarity

mousidy

one of the interesting features of this post is that there are sentences it doesn't have because they are sentences I am not saying. among them:

"trans men aren't oppressed"

"trans men have the same amount of privilege as cis men" (see: 70 cents to their dollar)

"trans men don't face their own issues that deserve discussion and attention"

"trans men are ontologically evil"

"it's bad to be a trans man"

"a trans man killed my grandma"

see, I employed a writing strategy wherein, if I don't believe a sentence to be true, I don't say it

genesistoomega

The oppression olympics is silly. I think we have bigger things to focus on than who has it worse. And this is coming from a trans woman.

estrogenesis-vaporeongelion

strangestcritter

i actually have thought about the difference in how cishet men see trans men vs trans women a lot and i think i've gained an understanding of it

trans men are typically stereotyped as being a part of "cringe fandom culture" while trans women are seen as predatory

and i think it has a lot to do with how masculinity is treated in our society

men see trans men as "imitating" masculinity

and they see trans women as "rejecting" masculinity

tdlr cishet men are taught that masculinity is an inherent, earned thing

#this is barely related to the post but I wanted to yap #holy word salad #i apologize

memewhore

2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241

Woman murders man in broad daylight

‎

beautiful like to reblog ratio on this

drtanner

That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao

kyberinthevoid

I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.

topherchris

orcboxer

okay what's going on here

#jesse we need to keep hearing about these conservatives and I sometimes babysit

topherchris

orcboxer

okay what's going on here

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lost-where-the-forest-would-grow

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

daovihi

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

homey-worshiper

hestia's fire burns ice

opticalillusionz

Micheal ... It's Micheal...

The guy from the Micheal archives

lavendxrtea

picrew chain

make this picrew and put your name in the incorrect quote generator!

tags: @wintry-whimsy @renalyxx @renalyxx @rainandsugarcane2000 @devotedlyuniquewizard @cabbagewhites @eggedagain @fall1ngawayfromm3 @jasperr6969 @the-sonni-guy and open tags !

violetcat365

It sorta cut my photos off :(

@several-mice @cat-bean

And open tags!!!

several-mice

this is a very good picrew

tagging @nailpolishdrinker @ketchup-is-green @notlikeotherwarlocks @watchers-tea @mikey-ways-sparkle-bass @alexisnotstraight @ghostlyataraxia @touch3d-by-ang3ls-the2nd and anyone else :)

ketchup-is-green

thank youuu this was very fun :)

^very real quote actually

@fishermansfriendsworld @cavelily @miranaisnotdead @idkwh0y0uare-haha @hardcorefrerardyaoi @alighttoburnalltheempires @loosewatchyouworktheroom @alliterationless-andyxox @moonylupin64 @imabookloverandafangirl and anyone else, sorry I haven't been getting to the tag games recently😿😿

idkwh0y0uare-haha

tyyyy :D it lowkey made me look like a middle schooler or something guys i swear im not that young 💔💔

ironically soup is probably one of the only things i can cook on a stove (i'm scared of the stove 😞) (i can cook other things i swear)

@barcodeb0y @er0gutz @finnulouskilljoys @ghostlyataraxia @hyssteria @mitskissecondborndaughter +anyone else :p

deftism

thank you for the tag zero!!!!

im kinda busy rn so im just gonna tag @zaiyazh and leave it at that :3 and open tags ofc!!!

frxnkiistein

.... honestly, accurate quote (also this is probably the swaggiest picrew I've EVER seen??? it's the only one where I've kinda accurately been able to make myself)

@rayrardlover @luvkthepsychic @dysfunction-offical and uHhh idk who else to tag I'm tired

luvkthepsychic

this picrew is kinda awesome sauce dude

@sanahasgreentea @ilovestrangeandeccentriclosers @cursesofree @jettmustdiee @waywardstarz @frankierosfoottattoos @finnulouskilljoys

waywardstarz

kay, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

the quotes pretty accurate iwl :P

npts!!: @ineffablehusbandsshipper @mxgicrats @unholypsychic @starrynightsangel and whoever else wants to join in!! <3

unholypsychic

haiii tysm for the tag!!

this was an amazing picrew! i love cravats sm and i had never seem them in these before!

tags: @threecheersversion @gh0stmustd1e @savvylikejacksparrow @autisticjonathanjoestar @welcometoh0rr0rwood

autisticjonathanjoestar

giggling and kicking my feet thanku for tagging me

^ thing I used to actually say to make people around me giggle and/or uncomfortable

I never remember who likes tag games I'm sorryyy if you're my mutual I'm tagging you. hearts

whenastrofell

Woah I'm a mutual let's go

Astro: Ok so, apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

Also anyone who wants to hop on can hehe

andromedacarriesaxes

You good man?

I should get around to redying my hair-

@vagueconfusion @themantheguytheloser @emthesteves @strangestcritter @lowpolyraccoon and every other username has suddenly escaped me...feel free to drop in

strangestcritter

wow this quote generator is so accurate

lavendxrtea

picrew chain

make this picrew and put your name in the incorrect quote generator!

tags: @wintry-whimsy @renalyxx @renalyxx @rainandsugarcane2000 @devotedlyuniquewizard @cabbagewhites @eggedagain @fall1ngawayfromm3 @jasperr6969 @the-sonni-guy and open tags !

violetcat365

It sorta cut my photos off :(

@several-mice @cat-bean

And open tags!!!

several-mice

this is a very good picrew

tagging @nailpolishdrinker @ketchup-is-green @notlikeotherwarlocks @watchers-tea @mikey-ways-sparkle-bass @alexisnotstraight @ghostlyataraxia @touch3d-by-ang3ls-the2nd and anyone else :)

ketchup-is-green

thank youuu this was very fun :)

^very real quote actually

idkwh0y0uare-haha

tyyyy :D it lowkey made me look like a middle schooler or something guys i swear im not that young 💔💔

ironically soup is probably one of the only things i can cook on a stove (i'm scared of the stove 😞) (i can cook other things i swear)

@barcodeb0y @er0gutz @finnulouskilljoys @ghostlyataraxia @hyssteria @mitskissecondborndaughter +anyone else :p

deftism

thank you for the tag zero!!!!

im kinda busy rn so im just gonna tag @zaiyazh and leave it at that :3 and open tags ofc!!!

frxnkiistein

.... honestly, accurate quote (also this is probably the swaggiest picrew I've EVER seen??? it's the only one where I've kinda accurately been able to make myself)

@rayrardlover @luvkthepsychic @dysfunction-offical and uHhh idk who else to tag I'm tired

luvkthepsychic

this picrew is kinda awesome sauce dude

@sanahasgreentea @ilovestrangeandeccentriclosers @cursesofree @jettmustdiee @waywardstarz @frankierosfoottattoos @finnulouskilljoys

waywardstarz

kay, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

the quotes pretty accurate iwl :P

npts!!: @ineffablehusbandsshipper @mxgicrats @unholypsychic @starrynightsangel and whoever else wants to join in!! <3

unholypsychic

haiii tysm for the tag!!

this was an amazing picrew! i love cravats sm and i had never seem them in these before!

tags: @threecheersversion @gh0stmustd1e @savvylikejacksparrow @autisticjonathanjoestar @welcometoh0rr0rwood

autisticjonathanjoestar

giggling and kicking my feet thanku for tagging me

^ thing I used to actually say to make people around me giggle and/or uncomfortable

I never remember who likes tag games I'm sorryyy if you're my mutual I'm tagging you. hearts

whenastrofell

Woah I'm a mutual let's go

Astro: Ok so, apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

Also anyone who wants to hop on can hehe

andromedacarriesaxes

You good man?

I should get around to redying my hair-

@vagueconfusion @themantheguytheloser @emthesteves @strangestcritter @lowpolyraccoon and every other username has suddenly escaped me...feel free to drop in

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fnich-enthusiast

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

warriorofchaos223

I have a birthmark smack dab in between my eyebrows.

@humble-introvert0808

humble-introvert0808

I like it when ppl play with my hair :)

@amy-r0z3 @luv-again @d3lly1000 @reinafish @jjdrawstuff @jokerandthethief @glitch-studios @raine-ydays & anyone else who wants to join ^^

jokerandthethief-deactivated202

I think I have adhd and also I really like coffee (:

all my moots. if you see this and are my moot, its the same as tagging you cuz theres a lot of you guys>>>

and anuone else ofc

koko-blueturtle

I love the smell of books, ESPECIALLY old ones

Everyone :P

your-local-depressed-fangirl

i have this mole on my ear and people often ask if it’s a second piercing cause it’s right where a second piercing might be

@/anyyyy

stxrrstruckk

i always need to have smth on/in my hands

@half-shadowgalra @icarianlibrary @spacesharks28 @anxious-introvert22 @anxious-alyssia @oopsies-maeve-did-a-thing @bluebird38 @inlovewithmyhyperfixations @sun-of-icarus @telugu-girl-13 @bookworm-fangirl1 @queenofthegays15 @/open!

the-l0ser-st4r

i have an ungodly amount of stuffed animals on my bed and my room is always messy

oh I also like I to draw

@bookworm-fangirl1 @half-shadowgalra @silly-emo-delight @kitkat-moon @percyweasleyapologist @janeiscompletelyfine @kingstarkingslay @alwayssirius09 @allonsy-moony @thegracefulroyaltownofthesaint @the-eclipse-is-in-me @the1970sdeadgaywizard-regulus

alwayssirius09

I can't sleep unless the fan is on bc it's too FREAKING HOT IN MY ROOM AND I CANT BREATHE but then I wake up and get sad bc it's just so cold

@ anyone :3

i-cant-pick-an-aesthetic09

My friend officiated a wedding between me and Dr. Pepper

@ziggy-stardust-is-in-love @remylosingteeth @jugglesthejorker @adams-world-domination-plans @beach-bear-enjoyer @three-eyed-elk @elijahvolkovfrfr @artsy-n-smartsy @drippysyrup @lil-queer-goblin @bootleg-creechur @shin-tsucommunist @sundaysneasel @nidoole @undeadvinyls

@ anyone else!!!

bootleg-creechur

I like the smell of cotton clothing

@sapient-marshmallow-princess @glowstickblood @chaos-triangle @afriendofblahaj @aliensagainstworld @ anyone else!

chaos-triangle

I hail from Euclydia!

@spikeplushiehaj @swords-and-chaos @stories-i-guess @moonys-chaos @letsplayhydeandseek @kianf1sh @river-billcipherfan @half-fey-freak-of-nature @writingnotes520 @oregoff-oregon @vandalizingyourschool @a-calico-rabbit @chaos-creature-on-the-roof @that-0ne-sam @thatacefrog

thatacefrog

I'm not a people

Also i have a water bottle COVERED in stickers that i carry everywhere

@river-billcipherfan @youtry2replaceurself @fantasyworldsys

deerffeathers

i have brown hair but my eyebrows are blonde for some reason

@skelpiescool @scooburst @in-case-i-make-it @blooming-skeleton @str4ng3r0nl1ne @caretaleandotherstuff @pennyroyald @meadows-the-puppet @mydysfunctionallife @caprisunstwin @100percentevil @thatacefrog @soul-of-justice--uty @harper--pfg @aflairforthemelodramaticc @mildlybizarrecorvid @alexaisfunny @fae-is-gay @the-red-hoodlum @starz-rambles @skelewashere @itsthedracobunny @fishoffontaine @glassanomaly

skelewashere

I have a pair of slippers that I have walked in across an entire island

@cosmo-lives-here @thatisaloaf @justtransteenagerstuff @justa-opossum @donthandmemyshovelimstayingout @david-tennants-left-ear

sublime-roadkill-eating-bastard

I have an extra bone in my foot

@moth-monarch @shabby-blog @moths-and-crows @jadetho @the-turns-have-tabled @transmascmarypoppins @silliest-tax-evader @deereyes23 @mentallyillarchivist @mosqu1tobytes

Uhhhhhhhh anyone else I didn't tag can join

xx-slow-damage-xx

I grew mold in a jar filled with orange juice but it stopped growing

@azriolblu @sunstarrb @yrooxrksvigirzmtovwzwwb

yrooxrksvigirzmtovwzwwb

I know how to create bombs :3

@floralstorms @ramdotnet @be-gay-cause-crime @salviao @grc-digital-archives

be-gay-cause-crime

I collect radioactive things as a hobby!

@misteria247 @shrimpyfellow

misteria247

I love to collect jewelry, shiny rocks and adorable plushies!!

@yumedoca @letsgetitblog @localcanadiancreature62 @whoever wants to participate!!!

questionableresponses

one side of my rib cage is flat because i always sleep on that side (it doesnt cause issues dw) and i have a surgical scar in the shape of a lightning bolt which resulted in the nickname mary potter when i was a kid

@linkinaboxx @prettykittytanjiro @zeherili-ankhein @yeh-kya-tha @yeehawgeek @rendomski @here-comes-the-moose and whoever else wants to join!

tum-naam-sochlo-merese-ni-hora

I have this habit of doodling a little something on everything I hold dear,,may it be my favourite books, bags, pencil cases, pants, or even people lol.

@aadyaa011 @tehmam @mi-stress-of-chaos @zeherili-ankhein @randomx123 @miserable-individual @crystraniqelle @depressed-bi-twerking @sumiyxx @lyrebirb @moonie-19 @konqurer @rainisgod @decemberpdf @iwanderbecauseimlost @nox-in-a-box @practicalromantic @anonymouse-is-here and everyone else that sees this :3

depressed-bi-twerking-deactivat

thank youuuuu for the tag pookie :3

i own about 170 books at the moment and i aim to own at least 1000 before i die (of old age that is, im not accounting for my untimely departure)

i've definitely read more books than that cuz i've been a member of the district library for 8+ years

@the-summer-that-went-wrong @localburntoutkid @itsmylovedaydreamdreamdream @blankcanvas-nowpainted @dreamboyinthedarkvoid @jerry-the-leech @hellincarnation @lovely-rants-alot @im-on-crack-send-help @eatmen-likeair + anyone else who'd like to continue!!!

mireya-deactivated-20250328-dea

I can't lie about feeling cold because I have a pink splotch on my hand that turns purple when its chilly and im cold, so my friends say im a walking thermometer

@cceanvvaves @felix-going-insane @momhwa1117 @just-a-silly-jellyfish @sunnies-theory-of-happiness @dreamboyinthedarkvoid @your-average-toast-enjoyer @aaj-fir-jeene-ki-tamanna-hai @hellincarnation @localburntoutkid @jerry-the-leech @blackcherriestxox @peapea-0405 @struck-by-vivi @coathanger-for-pasta @ethan-is-sleepy @glittercrashhh @jeahreading @just-hyunlix-things

feellikeasadsong

I don't like cleaning up and organising stuff...except my books..

also I have a crooked eyebrow?..cz when I was four or five..I shaved one of my brows completely and then it just grew back crookedly

@ramenandwomen @jkriordanverse @dokjas-lostselfpreservation @hyeesong @yingdu-lover @ventillate

dokjas-lostselfpreservation

once when i was a kid, i fell down my bed when i was sleeping, bust my chin, and had to get stitches. bonus points I felt NO PAIN at all, like zero, idk how.

umm also, i love randomly researching on things that have nothing to do with my grade, and/or will probably never come in use!! lmao

tags: @yingdu-lover @croded @tabsters @iguesswhatimtryingtosayis @hyeesong @thegh0st-of-ingrid @ventiilatte @aoko-san @purfectmocha @irdkbutdontask @n3rdchi1d

n3rdchi1d

My hair is so long it almost reaches my knees and I take a book (or three) with me pretty much everywhere I go even if I don't end up reading them.

@somanyquestions-featuringanxiety @youling-the-ghost @ihavehomework2dobutimhereinstead @jupiter-dragonsong @silent-princess-petals

ihavehomework2dobutimhereinstead

I’ve been in a fire.

@manicali @hawthornewhore @orchid-merryweather @stargazin-on-mars @gh0st-king-nic0 @purple-iris-flower @lillianemerald @the-red-hoodlum and anyone else who wants to

lillianmayceeemerald

I have found a fire, and have had a ladder fall on my head (it was a mini one for an RV)

@kai3870 @foggymvp @hannahhook7744 @rainbowr0ses @whisperinglore @zip-zap-sylphzap @deadlyxazul

And anyone else who wants to ofc

whisperinglore

I collect pewter fairies!

@remithedestroyer18 @lxvenderfog @whosthere54 @sardar106 @does-a-nein-hit

And anyone else who wants to!

lxvenderfog

I most likely have autism and died multiple times before the age of 5

@jeweldoesstuffiguess @just-a-shrew @matchaira and anyone else that wants to join!

matchaira

one time my dad bought me a old dnd manual without checking inside and there was an entire several page bdsm contract prefacing the manual

uhh @gutterselkie @sunwindandflowers

nothingbutdreamers

I had to go to the ER in kindergarten because I gashed my head into a Trader Joe’s shopping cart at maximum velocity @gutterselkie

strangestcritter

i'm the youngest inducted puritan in the history of the ren faire!

also i had to save my little sister from both drowning and a fire before i turned 10

@andromedacarriesaxes @keithbutgay @queenieru @themantheguytheloser @court-of-clown

trying to give my friends relationship advice is so funny

cause like

yeah i've been in relationships

but i just goofed and gagged my way through it and the person just happens to tolerate me even with that

#lesbian #stop asking me for relationship advice #I DONT KNOW!!!#mandatory wlw tag cause yeah

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