Strange Stuff

I CANT BELIEVE THE FUCKING CHEETO IS WINNING I HATE ALL OF YOU HILLBILLY COUSIN FUCKING YEEHAWING MOTHERFUCKERS

This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven days of good luck!

A leprechaun probably died where you picked these there’s no other explanation

are u a marvel or dc person? chocolate milk or strawberry milk person? coffee or tea person?

i’m ugly and my body hurts and i am scared of the future

“The ice was soo spicy, 1 star”

UNMUTE PLEASE

a beautiful herd of sea pancakes

this is for my not so hairy boys. this is for the boys who can’t grow a beard or just can’t grow much body hair at all. this is for the boys who don’t feel masculine enough because their hair is so light or they don’t have much of it. i want you to know that you are man enough and you are important and valid.

When I see folks didn’t like Deadpool, I’m like whatever. People like different things. I don’t even like Deadpool as a character but the movie was dope. Anyway, if you didn’t like it because it was short or it felt cheap and underdeveloped, that’s because it was. It was kinda set up to fail. They were given the greenlight the way an impatient parent says ‘fine you can have a dog but if it pisses on the rug, I’m gonna shoot it.’ They had less than a year to complete the movie and were given a budget of 58 million when the average superhero movie budget is between $150-250 million. AND Fox had the nerve to take money out of the budget so they had to write around the money. So Deadpool only having a few bullets? Budget. Forgetting his guns in the car so he can’t use them in the final fight? Budget. Only 2 low profile X-men around, one of which had never been seen before? Budget. And they still managed to make crazy amounts of money and break all kinds of records. I just feel like it’s worth knowing whether you like it or not because I ended up liking the movie a lot more after knowing what they were working against. Deadpool is like the indie movie of this superhero shit

Hey guys look at this damn film nerd

Look at this film nerd pointing out this massive SUCCESS STORY.

Bonus points for Deadpool making massive amounts of money despite being released in a fucking DEADZONE and being rated R. An R rating automatically limits the audience, so it was basically kneecapped from the get-go because fewer people would even be able to see it. Releasing the movie in fucking February was a damn near deliberate attempt on its life. February is where movies go to die, ok, even the cheesy date movies don’t always make it out alive. They didn’t want this movie made in the first place, greenlit it to stop the nagging, gave it a ridiculously tiny budget and then CUT IT DOWN EVEN MORE later on forcing several very hurried bits of rewriting (this is where a few extra digs at the studio were added, because they fucking deserved it), tried to argue against an R rating and when that failed, they tried to kill it by dumping it in the fucking release date graveyard. And it still made ridiculous amounts of money. That’s like winning the Kentucky Derby on a 3-legged donkey; “Massive success” is a bit of an understatement.

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