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My son and I were sitting on the couch watching cartoons before he had to get ready for school. Out of nowhere, his dad, who was sleeping, started laughing. We thought he might have woken up and was laughing at the cartoon but he continued to laugh. When he started to calm down I asked him what he was laughing at. He told me he didn't know and started laughing again. This went on for about 5 days. When I saw him after work he asked me if he was laughing this morning. I told him what happened and he said he has no idea what he was laughing at and only remembers me asking him why he's laughing.
You know you're down the rabbit hole when even petting your dogs makes you want to cry because you're convinced that even they don't love you...
Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
I have been waiting for this post all my life.
They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.
Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”
A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.
So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?
My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;
Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.
The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.
By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree
Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved
For only the emperor!
The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century
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Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long
Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.
The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue
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While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.
But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.
Hirple - To limp or walk awkwardly
Cirple - An old Scots word for the hindquarters of a horse
“Roses are red, violets are purple,
My boner for you has caused me to hirple.”
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My, how romantic!
DYING. I AM DYING.
Calling theshitpostcalligrapher! We need @theshitpostcalligrapher
@kiranovember u better buy this as a commission lmao
This post has evolved.
I am 100 percent all for every part of this thread. I have laughed loudly and long. Thank you, thou glorious purple-hirple rhyme.

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Kristen Bell and Jason Dohring act out a scene from Veronica Mars fanfiction by @troublescout
My hamster didn't fall off the wheel, no, my hamster didn't die either.
My hamster is sitting in the corner, shaking, breathing into a brown paper bag, wondering what he did in a previous life to warrent this assignment.
Idea:
Medusa wasn’t Cursed with Snake Hair and Scales.
She Already had Snake Hair and Scales and was still the hottest lady the Gods have ever seen.
To be fair Medusa is supposedly one of the three Gorgon sisters, so it makes sense that there would be a family resemblance
Yeah that’s why I had to post this
I’ve read too many stories where it’s like “she’s a Gorgon” then near the end of the story they say “she was cursed with snake hair and features”
And I’m just like “…Wait.”
I think the only thing she was truly cursed with were the eyes that turn people to stone
someone draw beautiful medusa with scales and snake hair before being cursed p le a s e
I already had a little idea in my head so…
The men yell, “she’s a monster! She should be hunted down and killed”. They’ve said it before, they’ve tried it before. She steals women and devours them, the men yell. “She comes in the night and takes women away when they’re on a half-awake wander to the chamber pot or a drink of water. She steals them away to her lair and devours them whole. Why else do women not return?”
The women whisper, “she’s a savior. She should be sought for sanctuary and love.” They whisper it around the well whenever they see the shadows of a bruise on their friends’ bodies. Whenever someone who once was vivacious and bright is now dull and flinches from friendly touches. “Go in the night,” they say, “when he’s so drunk he sleeps heavily. Take only what he won’t notice is missing. Don’t worry about clothes or food, she will provide. You will be cared for. Why would you want to return?”
She says, “welcome home. You will be safe here,” with a soft smile and softer eyes. The snakes that curl around her head are more colors than you’ve ever seen in your life. She tilts her head as she takes in your bundle of precious items, the bruises on your arm, your face, around your neck. A cloud passes over her face and the sun, and you see the snakes are black. The look passes, the cloud moves away, the sun strikes the snakes again and they’re a shifting array of colors again. “Come, meet your sisters,” she says, gesturing as she turns and you look to see dozens of women coming out of the cave, smiling and happy. The group comes forward, splitting to either side of you, leaving a path to the cave and a path behind you leading back. “Welcome, you’re safe.” You step forward, peace settling into your heart. You will never return.
I love these stories about Medusa that go against the common myths
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The men at the drinking party sat around laughing at the younger man. “You mean to tell us that a woman was beating her husband? Ha! What a jokester you are.”
“You are probably just too embarrassed to admit you got that black eye from doing something stupid.”
“Besides even if you were telling the truth, just be a man and fight back! Or have you no guts at all? We all know your wife is a spitfire but she is still a woman, and you are a man.”
The young man was used to these responses from the older men of the village, to the point that his heart was turned to stone from it. His wife, whom he had been arranged to marry, was not like most of the other women he had met in his life. She was cruel and truly wicked and often drunk. She took advantage of the young man’s youth and lack of experience. Even if the people thought that she was a weak woman, she knew that she was stronger than her young husband, who had less strength than a hungry dog. And of course, no one would believe that a woman could overpower a young man like that.
On this day however, the young man decided to take a chance. He approached the well where he had often seen one woman in particular talking to the women who had vanished only a day or two before then, and she was there today.
“Excuse me. I have a quick question for you.”
The woman, who was just pulling her bucket out of the well turned to him somewhat surprised. “Yes?”
“Is…is it true…what the women whisper about the Gorgon in the woods…that…she helps women whose husbands beat them?”
The woman seemed suspicious of him at first, “Where did you hear that?”
“I just…” the man looked around nervously before removing the bandages from his face to show her his purple-ringed eye and swollen lip.
The woman hesitated before repeating the words she often did to many others, “ Go in the night,” she said, “when he-…she is so drunk he sleeps heavily. Take only what she won’t notice is missing. Don’t worry about clothes or food, she will provide. You will be cared for. Why would you want to return?”
Before the young man could even thank her, his wife stormed up behind him, “What are you doing talking to another woman!?”
The young man hesitated before the woman at the well said, “He saw me struggling with my bucket and came to help me. Nothing more.”
“I see.” his wife grumbled, clearly still skeptical.
A few nights later, the young man fled. He was quiet and stealthy, until he got to the forest, where he quickly pushed forward into a sprint. He ran and ran, doing his best to remember the directions to the place that promised safety.
Once at last he came across the cave, he stood panting at its mouth before taking his first steps in. He soon found himself in a big lit chamber, women whom he had recognized as from his same village sat around. Some drinking and eating, others playing games, others braiding each other’s hair. But when he entered, they all looked up at him, some in surprise, others in shock, or fear.
“What is a man doing here?” they whispered, “Has the village sent a mercenary after Medusa?” “Are we no longer safe here?” the whispers grew into an almost deafening cacophony of the same hopelessness he felt back in the village. Surely, he thought, these women who are fearful of their husbands would not want to welcome a man among them. Perhaps I should have stayed at home, and let them be.
However, when he turned to leave, he found himself face to face with the gorgon woman. Her eyes seemed to pierce deep into his very soul, as if to weed through the annals of his true self.
His mind raced, trying to think of what to say to defend himself against this protector of women, to justify his entrance into this blessed sanctuary for the broken and beaten. But before he could part his lips, she spoke.
“Fear not my sisters. Look upon the wounds on his face. He too has come hear for safety from violence. Look into his eyes. He is afraid and hurt, as many of you were when you first came to me. Young man, you are welcome here, for this is a place of safety from cruelty. I know all too well that the hardships of life do not discriminate those of whom they strike against. Come, to your new home, and meet your sisters. Come and be safe.”
She gently took his bundles and began to carry them away, and when she looked back at him to see if he was following, he felt her eyes peer deep inside him, and begin to shed away the stone that had encased his heart.
(I hope you like this addition because male abuse victims also need happy endings.)
Oh my gosh…
This is such a beautiful and tearjerking addition
Thank you
The pain of lying in bed having so much run through your head that you can't tell anyone so instead of the words streaming out of your mouth to the person that needs to hear them, they silently stream down your cheeks
So, was Bran just warging around singing "I Just Can't Wait To Be King" while all this other shit has been going on?

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sansa stark who was always stripped of her identity as a stark. sansa stark who was born with the auburn hair and blue eyes of the tully and looked nothing like a northerner. sansa stark who like most little girls dreamt of a world of songs. sansa stark who went south as a child to become a baratheon queen. sansa stark whose dire wolf was the first to die. sansa stark who saw her father beheaded in front of her while she cried for mercy. sansa stark who married a lannister. sansa stark who was then promised to an arryn and again married to a bolton. everything about sansa stark’s femininity and her journey seem to deviate from the assertive loyal stark ideal that is pushed on us. but it was also sansa stark who was born in the winter. it was sansa stark who never lost her composure while she endured years of abuse to ensure her survival. it was sansa stark who with her love and kindness inspired men and women to fight for her. it was sansa stark who wanted to take winterfell back. it was sansa stark who knocked on every northerner lord’s door to raise an army. it was sansa stark who won the battle of the bastards. it was sansa stark who cared about ensuring her people’s survival above anything else. it was sansa stark who refused to acknowledge the dragon queen as her ruler. it was sansa stark who looked her straight in the eye, showing no fear while fully aware of the consequences her actions might bring and asked her “what about the north?”. it was sansa stark who always fought fearlessly for northerner independence. and it was sansa stark who, in the end, became the first queen in the independent kingdom of the north in centuries.
After last nights episode, the only acceptable ending is:
-For Arya is to kill Dany, then retire to Storm's End as a "Dance Teacher" while canoodling her boyfriend, the Lord of Storms End, who finally got his head out of his ass
-For Jon to retire to the real North, be a good dog dad to Ghost, and find some one he's not related to to make beautiful, brooding, wildling babies with while occasionally riding the last dragon...
-For Sansa to be the Queen of the North and continue to be her cunning, bad ass self. Marry. Don't marry. Girl, it's up to you!
WHY HAS NOBODY BROUGHT UP THE BALLET SLIPPERS AT THE TABLE WITH NAT!?
I know it wasn't super important but it was a nice little detail...
Oh Gendry...
What Gendry said: I love you I'm a Lord now, come be my Lady of Storms End.
What Gendry SHOULD HAVE said: I love you and will be the Lord of Storms End. I know you are not about that Lady Life but you will always have a home with me. Go be the bad ass I fell in love with.

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Tyrion Lannister: Last time we spoke was at Joffrey’s wedding. Miserable affair. Sansa Stark: It had its moments.