Your Locally Grown Agender Pal!

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

I never get tired of this video. The comedic density is off the fucking charts.

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

Alan Turing and Ada of Lovelace did not invent computer science for the girls and the gays to claim they can't do math

I've seen multiple videos like this and I love them every time. Makes me wish humanity domesticated spiders a few thousand years ago or something.

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

Jinkies

Jeepers!

Zoinks!

Ruh roh!

FUCK

My favorite part of this post is that it implies Fred is the one saying “FUCK” because we know who typically says the other 4 things

which makes sense as he’s the one who actually legally owns it

[ID: A photo of a van painted like the Scooby-Doo Mystery Machine parked by the curb in a snowy, suburban neighborhood. Its engine compartment is on fire, emitting black smoke. /End ID.]

i love saying "im famously normal" because of my many infamously abnormal behaviors

When cats put their whole body into making a sound. Only to be squeak.