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generational lock-in qd o roberto tirou o r*naldo

mas eu tbm acho q sim like se eu soubesse q ia ser ensacada no final do torneio independentemente do resultado tava-me era a cagar para ele e para o proença

all texts are risky texts if you have sufficient fear in your heart

Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if I’m that girl??how many times have people seen me do something I thought no one saw and is now being used as an ice breaker at a family dinner? Hmmmmmm?!???!

one time i was in this historical park in new york and i was climbing a tree in order to get a good photo and i fell out just as a family was walking past…two years later i ran into the mom at stop&shop and she gasped and said “oh my god, tree girl?” and i’ve never been the same since

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

I WISH IT HAD ALL BEEN DIFFERENT!!!!!

Girl who’s re-cultivating hope in her future after a multiweek breakdown: I’m going to the bookstore to buy a book

Sometimes watching people be insanely confident in being wrong is kind of inspirational like damn maybe I should be more delusionally sure of myself too

Everything is embarrassing if you live your life through the eyes of others btw

relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever

can someone remove my curse