Yes I am

“Did they try distracting you by throwing a rock?”

“Yeah, they did.”

cheetahs regularly get bullied by lions, hyenas, crocodiles, and baboons

multiple people think this means cheetahs aren't an apex predator/belong lower on the food chain

which is how I learned humans equate social status with position on the food chain. (which is nonsense to anyone who's ever met, for instance, a moose)

an apex predator is just a predator without natural predators of its own. you can be an anxious pathetic mess, but if you're not getting eaten by your neighbors, congrats! you're an apex predator.

i look it up to make sure cheetahs are apex predators

I find out it's not uncommon for cheetah cubs (and very occasionally adults) to be eaten by lions, leopards, hyneas, and even eagles???

well that sure calls into question their apex predator status. out of curiosity i check to see if there are any animals that hunt lions

this is how I discover that cheetahs, lions, hyenas, and leopards will all eat each other's children if presented with an easy opportunity (and sometimes young/elderly/injured adults)

begining to wonder how useful 'apex predator' is as a term

in conclusion, cheetahs are so fast because they are fueled by Grade A+ Ultra Concentrated Anxiety and they need that speed to run away from their problems

NOT REQUIRED

NOT REQUIRED

ko-fi

Basically, there r tons of fake asses on tumblr who just want comments and followers, so someone started this to see who's actually a good friend. Everyone I tag better repost (and tag other people and preferably threaten them in a creative way as well) bc I'm high on caffeine and newfound lesbianism and will resort to violence.

@ey-theys-was-coronas

@fangirlhehe

@i-got-poisenality @gone5doll @theoneandonlypatches @above-the-foldd

@theoneandonlypatches @midnight-drip @bigmack2go @chippedshake @kai-in-the-korner @sugarrootwrites

No pressure to reblog, just letting you all know I value you

@cordysys @that-guest-named-pie

You're all amazing and if you don't accept that I am gonna come to your house with a pizza and we're gonna have a movie party with the silliest movies until you agree /silly

Reblog or I will sick my Garchomp on you

Tummy hurty

We must persist

yay!

here’s my list of some off the top of my head

if your names not on here don’t worry your still my mutual for a reason!!! @atropus-belladonna @s0ur-w0rmzxd @pancakesthewormwithcandy @fuzztorh @golden-bubblebee @th3-st4r-gur1 @bringerofmolk @tumbling-darkling @unearthlore

( I’ve missed so many)

Drags you all here

@large-baguette-112 @its-arson-time @evesmascara @ramicorn @dragoninthelabratory @fursparc @icefireanimates @lazycowboynerd @dearlittlefandom-stalker

um

@livingfurnace

@thebisexualgopro

@mintystuds

Hey look at my cat

also @textilesimp i’m not sure how we became mutuals but you’re like. this person in my notes who seems too cool to talk to. truly honoured by your presence