keeping it light

There's a weird 3 star movie out there ready to change your life forever

having completely opposing headcanons at the same time is important for the diversity of the fandom ecosystem. yes I believe this would happen. but I also don’t. hope this helps

I need more mark x Lawrence in saw. BRUH I NEED TOXIC YAOI. BRING BACK DRYHUMPING... CANE HUMPING. IM A GENIUS.

reading problematic fanfiction but shaking my head so random tumblr user who thinks thought crimes are real knows I don't condone it in real life

ignore my boaner 👍

"Idiots," I say, referring to the characters I have spent hundreds of my real life hours contemplating.

there's something so good about a character who hasn't had enough comfort and warmth in their life and now has weird complicated kinda sexual feelings about being treated with actual basic respect and dignity and they feel like an awful gross pervert for it. i like those wires getting crossed

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

ive decided to start calling all my self indulgent fics mac n cheese

also the phrase "another bowl of mac n cheese has hit the draft" is funny