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Bi culture:Ā Being attracted to women with short hair and men with long hair
Ā also bi culture: being attracted to soft cute men and buff intimidating women
hope your pets stay healthy in 2017
I almost didnāt blog this and felt guilty
Not risking it
hope ya pets even healthier in 2018
hope your pets discover immortality in 2019
Marry someone who wakes you up at 2am with sex.
Hahahahaha if anyone tries to wake me up with their genitals Iām going to push them off the bed. I value my sleep.

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The real Tide Pod Challenge is actually doing a load of laundry while suffering from crippling depression.
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Iām what the kids call
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Signs as quotes from The End of the F***ing World
Aries: āIām going to be so fucked off if we get murdered.ā -alyssa
Taurus: āI think he was properly beautiful.ā -alyssa
Gemini: āItās strange. A lot of the time you donāt register the important moments as they happen. You only see that they were important when you look back.ā -alyssa
Cancer: āBeing with Alyssa had started to make me feel things and I didnāt like it at all.ā -james
Leo: āI thought she would be interesting to kill. So I pretended to fall in love with her.ā -james
Virgo: āPeople canāt be answers. Theyāre just more questions.ā -alyssa
Libra: āIām bad at apologizing to people but sometimes I know I should.ā -alyssa
Scorpio: āI get these moments when I have to lie down because everything feels, sort of, too much. And I look up and see the blue or the gray or the black and I feel myself melting into it. And for, like, a split second, I feel free and happy.ā -alyssa
Sagittarius: āItās like everything shifts in a moment. You step out and you see where you are really clearly. You see yourself. And you think⦠Fuck. This. Shit.ā -alyssa
Capricorn: āIām trying to think what adults do in situations like this. Should we go downstairs and have a glass of wine?ā -alyssa
Aquarius: āThat was the day I learned that silence is really loud. When you have silence itās hard to keep stuff out.ā -james
Pisces: āTo be mad in a deranged world is not mad. Itās sanity.ā -leslie
Christopher: A woman? Kirk: A crewman.
OH LOOK AT THAT THE 1960S
AND SHEāS IN COMMAND GOLD FUCKERS.
Sheās not in Medical blue, a caretaking, feminine role. Ā
Those in Gold were either OFFICERS, NAVIGATORS, PILOTS, TACTICAL OFFICERS, or WEAPONS SPECIALISTS. Ā
This is the Kirk everyone likes to forget.
This had me laughing so hard.
Is this the gay agenda? Because Iām totally on board with this.
lmaoooo I entered āpleaseā at the checkout and they gave me 15% off Iām shook šš¼šš¼
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omg i enteredĀ āiām poorā and i got 20% off bless :ā)Ā
this is legit and they have really cute stuff i 10/10 recommend
i got 50c offĀ š¬
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Crows are scary They
use tools
Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
Have huge brains for birds
like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
they are scary smart at solving puzzles
some crows stay with their mates until one of them dies
they can remember faces
SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.Ā They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.Ā Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.Ā But the nice guys with masks they left alone.Ā THEN, OH WEāRE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WERENāT EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.Ā THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.
Guys Iām really scared of crows now. (q)Ā
Yeah but have you seen thisĀ
A colleague of my dadās lives next to a lake, and looked out the window one morning to see a duck trapped in the ice. A crow swooped down. āOh hell,ā she thought, expecting carnage, because crows are opportunists. But the crow chipped at the ice with its beak until the duck was free.
Idk of this counts but a few crows saved me from a magpie swooping attack once ,theyāre bros who can tell when magpies are being unreasonable and need to chill
I love crows so damn much. When I was fifteen, I hit a pretty serious bout of depression, to the point I was in my room for months. Well, a family of crows made a nest in a tree outside my window. There were two parents and two chicks. One chick was healthy and strong. One was weak, and had a caw like something being strained. It sounded more like a rooster crowing and so my parents jokingly named him āBuckā.Well⦠months passed and Buckās sibling was taught to fly. His parents focused on the sibling because the sibling was strong. The father stayed behind to try and teach Buck, but I saw him try to fly, fail, and crash to the floor. His father helped him back up into the tree.
Every day, I would watch Buck from my window until one day I opened it and started talking to him. He was small and gangly and he couldnāt caw right. His feathers were all over the place and I felt a kinship. So I made a deal with him. I told him that if he could do it, if he could fly, then I could find the strength to get up. Well⦠near the end of the season, after talking with him every day, I finally saw him get out of the nest. He went to the edge of his branch, braced himself, and jumped⦠and just before he hit the ground, he soaredĀ back up into the sky. I cheered harder than I ever had before.
That winter, Buck left the area. I was crestfallen. I felt like Iād lost a friend. But I was so damn proud of him.Ā
Cut to the next spring? Iām walking up the driveway one day when suddenly I hear a sound⦠a broken caw. I look up, and Buck is sitting in a tree above my head. He stared at me and puffed his feathers, then hopped down in front of me and cawed again. I was so damn thrilled, and I told him how proud I was of him. He ruffled his feathers and then soared off into his old tree.Ā
That summer? I heard two broken caws. One from Buck⦠and one from his chick.
Cut to ten years later? We have a family of crows who all have a very distinct caw and they come here and spend every spring, summer, and fall on our property. Buck still greets me every spring.
that last reply made me wanna cry. thatās so beautiful.
Donāt forget the Russian Crow SLEDDING DOWN A ROOF not once, but twice.Ā
this one morning i kept hearing really loud caws, i remember it was like 5am, LIKE REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING AND AGGRESSIVE, so loud that i could hear it through a closed window, and i eventually went outside to check it out. there was a crow on my front lawn, it had an injury on its head and couldnāt fly and there were two other crows circling right above it, and they were cawing like mad.Ā
i tried to get close and take a better look and one of them dived super low and tried to attack me. so i went back in the house and chopped some sliced raw meat and tossed it at him from a distance.
a few more times later, very soon after, they could tell i was trying to help, and did not attack me. i was āallowedā to walk up close and pick him up, he couldnāt drink water properly so i had to dip my finger in a bowl and stick it in his mouth.
i did this few times a day and it went on for about a week before he disappeared, i thought he recovered and left, but he came back the next day and lands on me, and i see him around the block quite often, and he would come sit on my shoulder for a few minutes and then fly away again. i feel like iāve adopted a son.
Best birbs !!
your son is Beautiful and Strong
every time I see this post it has different crow stories and every time I reblog it again because all crow stories are good stories
Like, I wouldnāt want to be on bad terms with a crow, but they are a really smart animal, they arenāt scary You just want to be nice to them because they will know and they will remember, and they will pay you back if you treat them a certain way.
As a side note, I volunteered at a rehab (Hope for Wildlife), where they were rehabbing a crow with a broken wingāwho was named Russell Crow. He kept pulling his bandage off so a sleeve was cut off some old clothing and put on him like a little sweater.Ā
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I donāt think Iāll ever not reblog this. This posts makes me cry and smile at the same time.
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CROWS ARE AMAZING @thefingerfuckingfemalefury
THEY ARE GOOD BIRBS :D
As much as I enjoy āPlanet of the Apesā Iād bet anything that if the Apes didnāt make it, the crows would evolve to take over right after them.
A Planet of the Crows would be a utopia <3
Boys: I wish I could sneak into the girlās locker room to see them get changed
Lesbians in the girlās locker room: I should stand in the farthest corner and get changed with my back to everyone so I donāt accidentally see a boob and make anyone uncomfortable