Babies R Us doesn’t even sell babies

I know everyone is entitled to their own opinion and have differing views and whatnot but how the fuck do you not like dogs

who needs a boyfriend when i have my grades to keep going down on me

this is the most popular post i’ve ever made and its still fuckin going and i am GLAD

 In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually  snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

did you bury your dog to make a shitty pun

But look how stoked the dog is

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

eat my ass

My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first

I respect that

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

My anaconda will consider it

will.i.pm