you’re not selfish for wanting to be treated well

when i say “i don’t like drama” what i really mean is “i don’t want to have my own drama.” your drama, on the other hand,  

*gets shit done, but not the shit I actually need to get done*

Every post on reddit is like “my wife left me, so i spent 100000 on a new man cave” and there’s always a storm trooper of some kind in the room. Ive seen this happen so often on reddit that now i associate storm troopers and the entire star wars universe with divorce.

may divorce be with you

me

Can We Guess Your Age By The Words You Use?

Apparently I’m 65

I’m 65 too, it seems

pug date

my parents never gave me the sex talk and here i am knowing more than i should