exulansis

Being shy as an adult is so humiliating like grow the fuck up snap out of it bitch!! it's just people!! HOWEVER this only applies to me though and it doesnt bother me when other people are shy because they deserve to breathe and i dont

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

whines pitifully . flops on the ground . bursts into flames

having good friends can literally save your life

YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN HANDLE CRITIQUE. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN EMBRACE BEING TOLD YOU WERE WRONG. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH UNPLEASANT TASKS. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN DELIVER DISAPPOINTING NEWS. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU KNOW HOW TO BE DISAGREED WITH. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN BE CORRECTED. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN BE TOLD YOU MESSED UP. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU ARE ABLE TO DO HARD THINGS.

i hope i'm not just a blogger to you but someone who makes you feel relatively put together

Perverted freak with a pure heart

date idea: i lay down on ur lap and you pet my head and tell me im not too much

Im not compatible with a single person on the entire planet

Currently doing an Insomniac's Gambit. For those of you who don't know, this is when you mess up your sleep schedule badly enough that you attempt to fix it by skipping an entire night of sleep then going to bed at a reasonable hour the next day. Crucially, it does not work