, ironically

guy in the frozen food aisle walking around with his hands behind his back like he's at a museum

this rave sucks they don't even have platypus controlling me

He wants to fuck her so bad it makes him look stupid

That's his fiancee.

Anyway *finds beauty*

I need to see a bitches arm vein while she chokes me, I need a death grip on my throat

He would not fucking say that

I just wonder how old people do not notice their grandkid is flamboyantly gay it is so funny

asking your butch granddaughter in a domestic partnership when she’s going to settle down with a nice man is fucking wild. she is a nice man.

This is by far the most popular post I've ever made and I'm glad. Fred deserves all this fame.

A gamer! :)

during small talk i mutter "what else, what else" under my breath like a standup comic running out of material on stage