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This has been in my queue for months.
I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
omg i didnt reblog this last year!
After all this time? Always.
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I took some historical sword-ighting lessons to make the fight scenes in my novel more realistic - hereās what I learned.
To make the fighting scenes in my low fantasy novel more realistic, I went to see a trainer for historical sword-fighting last week, both to barrage her with questions and to develop realistic choreographies for the fight scenes in the novel. Since I figured some of what she told me might be useful for you too, I put together a small list for you. Big thanks to Gladiatores Munich and Jeanne for making time! (Here are some more pictures if youāre interested.)
Caveat: Iām by no means a sword-fighting expert myself, so take these nuggets with a grain of salt ā I might have misremembered or misinterpreted some of the things Jeanne told me. If I did, feel free to tell me.
1.) Weapon choices need to make sense
Letās start with a truism: always ensure your characterās weapons make sense for a.) their profession, b.) their cultural background and c.) the environment theyāre going to fight in. A farmer probably couldnāt afford a sword and might use a knife or threshing flail instead, and someone who doesnāt want to be noticed probably wouldnāt be milling about sporting a glaive or another large weapon. Also, soldiers native to a country with wide open plains would be more likely to carry long-range melee weapons such as spears or large swords, than those from a country consisting of mostly jungle or dense forests. The same applies to situations: if your character is going to be fighting in close quarters (even just a normal house), heād get little value out of a spear or even a longsword, as thereād be no space to swing it effectively.
2.) Boldness often beats skill
In real swordfights, recklessness was often more important than skill. The fighter who was less afraid of getting hurt or wounded would often push harder, allowing them to overpower even more skilled enemies.
3.) Even a skilled fighter rarely stands a chance when outnumbered
While a skilled (or lucky) fighter might win a two-versus-one, itād be extremely unlikely for even a single master swordsman to win against superior numbers, even just three and if theyāre below his skill level. The only way to plausibly pull this off would be to split the opponents up, perhaps by luring them into a confined space where you could take them on one by one. The moment youāre surrounded, youāre probably done for ā because, unlike in Hollywood, they wouldnāt take turns attacking but come at you all at once.
4.) Dual wielding was a thing
⦠at least in some cultures. I often heard people say that people using a weapon in each hand is an invention of fiction. And while my instructor confirmed that she knew of no European schools doing thisāif they did, itās not well-documentedāshe said it was a thing in other cultures. Example of this include the dual wakizashi in Japan or tomahawk and knife in North America. However, one of the biggest problems with the depiction of dual wielding in novels/movies/games are the āwindmillā-type attacks where the fighter swings their weapons independently, hitting in succession rather than simultaneously. Normally youād always try hitting with both weapons at once, as youād otherwise lose your advantage.
5.) Longswords were amazing
Longswords might seem boring in comparison to other weapons, but they were incredibly effective, especially in combat situations outside the battlefield. The crossguard allowed for effective blocking of almost any kind of attack (well, maybe not an overhead strike of a Mordaxt, but still), the pommel was also used as a powerful ābluntā weapon of its own that could crack skulls. Though they were somewhat less effective against armored opponents, the long, two-handed hilt allowed for precise thrusts at uncovered body parts that made up for it.
6.) Ā āZweihƤnderā were only used for very specific combat situations
ZweihƤnderāmassive two-handed swordsāwere only used for specific purposes and usually not in one-on-one combat as is often seen in movies or games. One of these purposes was using their reach to break up enemy formations. In fact, one type of two-handed sword even owed its name to that purpose: Gassenhauer (German, Gasse = alley, Hauer = striker)āthe fighters literally used it to strike āalleysā into an enemy formation with wide, powerful swings.
7.) Itās all about distance
While I was subconsciously aware of this, it might be helpful to remember that distance was an incredibly important element in fights. The moment your opponent got past your weapons ideal range, it was common to either switch to a different weapon or just drop your weapon and resort to punching/choking. A good example of this are spears or polearmsāvery powerful as long as you maintain a certain range between you and your opponent, but the moment they get too close, your weapon is practically useless. Thatās also why combatants almost always brought a second weapon into battle to fall back one.
8.) Real fights rarely lasted over a minute
Another truism, but still useful to remember: real fights didnāt last long. Usually they were over within less than a minute, sometimes only seconds ā the moment your opponent landed a hit (or your weapon broke or you were disarmed), you were done for.
9.) Stop the pirouettes
Unfortunately, the spinning around and pirouetting that makes many fight scenes so enjoyable to watch (or read) is completely asinine. Unless itās a showfight, fighters would never expose their backs to their opponent or even turn theirĀ weapon away from them.
10.) Ā It still looks amazing
If your concern is that making your fight scenes realistic will make them less aesthetic, donāt worry. Apart from the fact that the blocks, swings and thrusts still look impressive when executed correctly, I personally felt that my fights get a lot more gripping and visceral if I respect the rules. To a certain extent, unrealistic and flashy combat is plot armor. If your characters can spin and somersault to their heartās content and no one ever shoves a spear into their backs as they would have in real life, who survives and who doesnāt noticeably becomes arbitrary. If, on the other hand, even one slip-up can result in a combatantās death, the stakes become really palpable.
Thatās about it! I hope this post is as helpful to some of you as the lessons were to me. Again, if anything I wrote here is bollocks, itās probably my fault and not Jeanneās. Ā Iāll try to post more stuff like this in the future.
Cheers,
Nicolas
anyway why is archery so fucking sexy
shoulders and absolute physical control.
next question.
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hi can we unironically bring back 2012 avengers fandom, im talking seriousĀ āeveryone has their own floor on stark tower designed by tony and they all have communal movie nightsā shitĀ
Tony obsessively drinking unholy amounts of pure black coffee, Clint in the vents, Nat sharpening knives at every gathering, Thor waxing poetic about Pop Tarts, Bruce being the Avengerās personal medic, Steve going on a run at 5am every day, communal breakfast. I miss that.
just add the newer characters to it
Stark Tower is about to get a whole lot taller
I never left the 2012 avengers fandom I refuse

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every culture has their ethnic donut and every culture has their ethnic dumpling⦠humans be frying dough
Every culture also makes a sword. If they got metal they make a sword, if they donāt have metal they take obsidian or shark teeth or whatever it is that theyāve got and they make that into a sword.
Coincidence? I think not.
2 constants in all civilizations:
Tasty Fried Food
Danger Murder Sticks
World building tip: the bare bones of all civilizations are fried dough and sharp things.
have yāall seen that nasa pic of the earth with the sun behind it on the night time side it really really fucked me up my own soul became solid and likeā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.. weeped!
who wouldnāt see this and then look deeply into their own emotional playing field to see what improvements could be made purely inspired by the vulnerable earth. this is the face of all literal gods
Thatās actually called the Overview Effect- something experienced by some astronauts that makes them see thatĀ āfrom space, national boundaries vanish, the conflicts that divide people become less important, and the need to create a planetary society with the united will to protect this āpale blue dotā becomes both obvious and imperativeā.
Me watching all my favorite GOT couples being happy and safe and canon onscreen only to remember that weāre on episode two and that not all of them are going to end the series alive:Ā
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me when i get a New Interestā¢ļø that iām excited to share with everyone:
my long-suffering friends and followers:
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i think whatās wrong with me is that i donāt live secluded in a hut in the woods. i donāt bang enough rocks against enough things. i just havenāt forged any swords