i remember all of them

I have the ability to speak to shrimps (Shrimpathy). unfortunately this does not allow them to respond or understand what im saying

^^^ I'm using both of these phrases for the rest of my life now.

my executives are dysfunctioning girl

girl help

Sometimes I think about lesbian icon renée vivien lauging so hard she had to leave a lecture bc the man was talking about how a book of anonymously published love poetry was the pinnacle depiction of a young man’s desire towards women…… but it was her book. She wrote it. About her girlfriend.

“My suggestion was quite simple: Put that needed code number in a little capsule, and then implant that capsule right next to the heart of a volunteer. The volunteer would carry with him a big, heavy butcher knife as he accompanied the President. If ever the President wanted to fire nuclear weapons, the only way he could do so would be for him first, with his own hands, to kill one human being. The President says, “George, I’m sorry but tens of millions must die.” He has to look at someone and realize what death is—what an innocent death is. Blood on the White House carpet. It’s reality brought home.” - Richard Fisher, Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists (1981)

Never forget that part of the reason this system was never implemented was that when he presented it to his colleagues, their response was IIRC “George, that’s terrible! If he has to take an innocent life, he may never press the button.”

I had a dream last night that Neko Atsume added a new food item called “Shitty Bitz” and buying it gave you fish instead of the other way ‘round but it put it out as soon as you bought it and you couldn’t replace it and it took forever to get emptied out (the only way to get rid of it) because it would only attract two cats and their names were Hobo and Glunkus but also that was the only way to get those two cats to show up.  Hobo looked like a kinda dirty brown cat and Glunkus looked like the devil like he was black and his entire face was teeth.  I woke up crying

certified iconic post

gonna go stand in a creek do you guys need anything

god finally a reasonable request

[ID: A calendar page that shows 3 events. The first is 4 hours long and is titled “Psyching myself up for the meeting.” The second is 1 hour long, titled “The meeting.” The third lasts another 4 hours and is titled “Recovering from meeting.”]

junji ito being a doll customiser, working as a dentist and owning cats just recontextualizes his horror manga as just,,,, what happens when you exist like that