used sugar gliders to make a bridge and after i got across i didn’t help any of them at all

dude, dead meat NEEDS to do a kill count of zero day!

animals barely deserve food

if the “joke” is more than three sentences long OP was stimming their prince pond to that sh*t and had their tongue out and was sweating heavily as well

when i was born i refused to cry due to male socialization so the only way they could get trace amounts of oxygen into my lungs was via Camel Crush…. i only lived to be 4 years old but it was nuce

charizard is looking especially rare today with his holographic and metal skin =]

i'm like if Mr Breast were a bad person

if i ran The Cheesecake Factory i'd lean into a kind of industrial aesthetic and make all the servers dress like Andy Warhol. because i'm not a fucking idiot! and Raisin Canes i'd make it look like hell and put land mines all over the establishment

found a real killer's row of Tetris players for game night but they seem to have disappeared

do you think Scott Adams renounced masculinity before he died? i mean he got really into hypnosis at the end there

accidentally clenched my asshole, decapitating MULTIPLE fairies

ancient evil unleashed boner unlocked