going about my day normally but there's a constant cartoon thought bubble that says "i deserve to be taken out back and shot"

wait hold up why does the steven universe theme have the same chord progression as creep

I wish zeppelins were still a widely available means of transport, I'd love to travel the world on an amazing dirigible circuit

Advanced maneuvers

Schmovement

whatever man *walks outside of your render distance*

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

pokemon professors will do 10 years of research and be like i have a theory.. that Bulbasaur lives in the Grass

I’m such a “yay <3” person like unironically a hip hip hooray type of personality

If I'm elected as your president in 2028 I promise to bring back the Western Interior Seaway.

Pretty babies come swim in w ater with big fish water is fine with big fish in come taste interior seaway with big fish