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I have a question. No, actually, scratch that. Apparently I am the only person around here capable of having one. Do you know what is presently occupying my inbox?
Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Not a riddle. Not a question. Not an accusation. Not even one of those profoundly irritating little anonymous declarations people insist upon depositing in my general vicinity as though I am some sort of public receptacle for their unprocessed thoughts. Nothing. An immaculate, pristine, utterly barren expanse of digital silence.
Do you understand how statistically improbable that is?
There are, conservatively speaking, millions upon millions of questions that could conceivably be asked at any given moment. Humanity has spent several thousand years asking them. What is the meaning of life? Are we alone in the universe? Is consciousness emergent or fundamental? Can morality exist independent of consequence? Why does Gotham continue electing officials who possess roughly the same collective problem-solving capacity as a concussed pigeon trapped inside a vending machine?
And yet somehow, miraculously, every single one of you has simultaneously exhausted your capacity for curiosity. Fascinating. Truly.
I didnât realize intellectual bankruptcy could be synchronized. One might assume that placing an individual of demonstrably superior intellect within conversational reach would inspire some degree of inquiry. One might reasonably predict that at least one person would look upon the extraordinary opportunity before them and think, âPerhaps I should ask Edward Nygma something.â
Anything. Anything at all. You could ask me about mathematics. Cryptography, Linguistics, Engineering. Game theory. Probability. Deductive reasoning. The inherent philosophical inadequacy of Batmanâs entire methodology. Why crossword puzzles have been steadily declining in quality. Why half the people who claim to enjoy âlogic puzzlesâ actually enjoy pattern recognition exercises designed for twelve-year-olds. Why the phrase âcommon senseâ is almost exclusively invoked by people immediately before saying something catastrophically stupid.
I have opinions. I have extensive opinions.
I possess enough accumulated knowledge, analysis, criticism, unsolicited commentary, and exquisitely articulated contempt to sustain this inbox indefinitely, and what have you done with this extraordinary resource?
Nothing. You have left it empty. Do you leave libraries empty? Museums? Universities? No. You go inside. You look around. You ask questions. You attempt, however clumsily, to expand the tragically limited boundaries of your understanding.
But here? Silence.
Am I intimidating you? Is that it? Because, honestly, I would understand. Imagine standing before a mind such as mine and attempting to formulate a question that does not immediately expose some catastrophic deficiency in your education. Terrifying. Absolutely paralyzing. One misplaced premise and suddenly youâve revealed that you havenât understood basic conditional logic since high school.
Still. Courage is the capacity to act despite fear. Be brave. Embarrass yourselves. I promise I have seen worse. Probably.
Actually, no, thatâs irresponsible of me to promise. Gotham continually produces new and innovative forms of stupidity at a rate that defies conventional predictive modeling.
But the point remains. Ask. Me. Something.
Do you have a mystery? Give it to me. A hypothetical. Present it. A riddle? You had better make it a good one, but by all means, attempt to impress me. A deeply personal question that you have no business asking Wonderful. At least then Iâll have something to dramatically refuse to answer. An accusation? Excellent. Cite your evidence. An insult? Please make it original. I cannot endure another green-themed joke composed by someone whose greatest intellectual achievement was successfully resetting their Wi-Fi router.
You could even send me complete nonsense. At this juncture, I would accept nonsense. Do you understand what it takes for me to say that? I am lowering the threshold. The bar is now on the floor. Technically, it may have passed through the floor. It is somewhere beneath the building. Geologists have been contacted. And still-
Nothing. Not one miserable little notification. I refreshed the page. Nothing. I checked again. Nothing. I briefly entertained the possibility of a technical malfunction, because surely the alternative- that every person with access to this page independently decided they had nothing worth saying to me- was too absurd to seriously contemplate.
Unfortunately, the system appears to be functioning perfectly. Which means the malfunction is apparently you. Do you know how insulting it is to have an empty inbox when oneâs entire personal brand is predicated upon QUESTIONS?
There is a QUESTION MARK on my CLOTHING. It is arguably the single most recognizable piece of punctuation associated with any costumed individual in Gotham. Batman has a bat. I HAVE AN INTERROGATIVE SYMBOL. The invitation could not conceivably be more explicit unless I stood on a street corner holding a fluorescent sign reading:
PLEASE PRESENT INQUIRIES TO THE ENIGMATICALLY DRESSED MAN.
And yet here I am. Questionless. Inquiry-deficient. Interrogatively malnourished. Suffering from an acute shortage of epistemological stimulation. This is humiliating. Not for me. For you. Obviously.
I am perfectly capable of entertaining myself. I could solve equations. Construct puzzles. Design an escape room so psychologically devastating that grown adults would reconsider every academic compliment they have received since kindergarten. I do not need your questions.
Letâs establish that immediately. I am not sitting here staring at the empty inbox. I have not checked it repeatedly. I certainly did not close it, reopen it, refresh it, check my connection, refresh it again, and then briefly wonder whether anonymous submissions had somehow been disabled. That would be ridiculous. I checked. They are enabled so, there goes that theory.
Anyway, this is not desperation. This is quality control. I am concerned about you. Collectively.
A society that ceases asking questions is a society in decline. Inquiry is the foundation of intellectual advancement. Every discovery begins with uncertainty. Every theorem begins with a problem. Every investigation begins because someone looked at the available evidence and had enough cognitive function to ask:
âWhy?â
And apparently none of you can manage even that. Do you know who else doesnât ask questions? People who already know everything. And corpses. Given the observable evidence, I feel reasonably confident we can eliminate the first possibility. So unless my entire audience has suffered some sudden mass casualty event- and I feel Batman would probably have mentioned that- I am forced to conclude that you are all simply sitting there.
Silently looking at this page. Perhaps scrolling, thinking, âSomeone else will send something.â
Ah. The diffusion of responsibility. Classic. Do you suppose riddles solve themselves because everyone assumes another person will do it? No. Someone eventually has to engage the frontal lobe.
Today, tragically, that person may have to be you. Yes, you. The one reading this and thinking this rant must surely be directed at somebody else. It isnât. You have fingers. You have an internet connection. You presumably possess at least rudimentary language capability, given that youâve successfully navigated this far through the paragraph.
Formulate an interrogative sentence. I believe in you. Well- no. Thatâs excessive. I believe the probability of your success is greater than zero. There, thatâs better. And before anyone gets clever and submits merely:
â?â
I will find you. Not in a threatening way, in a I will locate you conceptually and explain, at considerable length, why punctuation without semantic content does not constitute meaningful inquiry.
Although- actually- at this point? Fine. Send the question mark or seven of them. Send me a photograph of a strangely shaped vegetable and ask what I think it resembles. Ask whether cereal is soup. Whether a straw has one hole or two. Ask which Gotham rogue would perform worst on Jeopardy!. Ask me why Batman insists upon dressing like a flying mammal and then behaves surprised whenever children cry upon seeing him emerge from an alley at three in the morning. Ask me whether I could beat him at chess- the answer is yes, obviously. Next question.
See? Look how easy this is. We are generating content already. I have successfully simulated the participation you have all failed to provide. How astounding. Perhaps I should simply begin submitting questions to myself. Would that satisfy you?
Would you enjoy witnessing the inevitable culmination of your collective inactivity: Edward Nygma conducting an entire interview with Edward Nygma because apparently Edward Nygma is the only conversationalist available with sufficient initiative?
âEdward, what is it like being the smartest man in Gotham?â Excellent question, Edward. âEdward, how do you maintain such remarkable patience when surrounded by mediocrity?â Another excellent question. âEdward, is it emotionally exhausting being correct this often?â You know, Edward, Iâm glad you asked. See how rapidly the quality improves when I control both sides of the conversation? This could be us. But apparently you lack ambition.
I created an inbox. It has a purpose. For things to go inside it. It's not advanced topology.
EMPTY BOX: BAD.
FULL BOX: GOOD.
There. Iâve reduced the concept to terms simple enough that even one of Harveyâs henchmen could theoretically grasp it. And before somebody inevitably says, âWell, Eddie, maybe people just donât know what to ask- â Oh, wonderful. Now I have to do everything. Must I provide prompts as well?
This is not complicated. I should not have needed approximately fifteen paragraphs to explain it. And yet here we are, so congratulations. You have successfully transformed the absence of messages into an event. You made emptiness irritating. Do you realize how philosophically impressive that is? Nothingness itself has become annoying. Sartre would be fascinated.
Ask me a question. Before I start naming names.
This is best response a riddler rp blog could ever have to an empty inbox. It just keeps going đ itâs killing me
Hello fellow Hatter fans, @chaoticscheisty here!
This account is where I do my Jervis reblogging.
Itâs high time our boy Jervis got his own fan week. Iâm not aware of anyone else organizing one, so I figured Iâd try to rectify that. Now Iâve never started a fan week (or even participated in one,) so please please PLEASE share any ideas/suggestions/etc you have with me.
I want this to be a week of love for all the Hatters, sweet Hatters, dark Hatters, evil Hatters, crazy Hatters. Any and All! Give me your art/fics/headcanons/fan edits/cosplay/all of it. I am going to keep this open to mature themes/art/writing but will tag it as such. I just want to encourage more fanworks in this world. Itâs been lovely meeting more of you and I would love to see this cozy fan community grow.
PLEASE START TO FLOOD MY ASKS WITH PROMPTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE!! (Anon asks are fine)
Iâll compile them and share once we have at least 7. If we got a lot Iâll put them up for a vote.
The darling @birusoda suggested we could have it coincide with October 6th, which in America would be written 10/6. As much as I LOVE that idea (itâs pretty perfect) it feels like Tetch is having a bit of a moment on here and Iâd hate to see that momentum go to waste. (That and Iâm impatient and October feels AGES away even if it isnât.) But itâs not about me, so Iâm going to put it to a vote:
When should Hatter fan week run?
9/29-10/6
10/6-10/13
8/16-8/23
8/23-8/30
Something else in the comments
I have registered https://www.tumblr.com/mad-hatter-fan-week to share everything everyone contributes.
No pressure tagging (you donât need to be tagged to participate!):
@myxies-hangout @hypno-tist @riddle-me-ri @introducingemy @lovesick-on-jervis-tetch @ruler-of-turtle-kind @makewhatiwanna @xhyme-xim @hopetheprincess @joking-hazard @creature-lala @bidnat @theshrimpmann @kydnexploded @lo-calistro @vintagecandy @retrovrt @ravenlynclemens @pikupica @apuffin @nyhti @kupidynek
So I never finished this but Iâm considering it, Jervis Tetch Originnnnn (ignore how wonky Batman is teehee)
Can we get some recognition for Mr Rogues' Arkham Patient Sessions series on Youtube?
I've been relistening to the series while doing some drawing recently and it's genuinely so entertaining and well-crafted.
Some of the show's characterisations are among the best I've seen in fanmade DC content, especially its versions of Scarecrow, Jeremiah Arkham and Hugo Strange.
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I can finally post my appreciation for the girl of all time!!!
saw stuff going around about the new ace flag. we think it's neat but we also agree with the criticism that it excludes loveless aces, so we wanted to make our own take on an ace flag. this isn't meant as a replacement or anything, this is just an alternative flag people can use if they want ^.^
Sunset ace flag
dark purple- loveless aces; aces who experience absolutely no attraction, love, or desire for intimacy; this includes labels such as apothiosexuals, sex repulsed aces, etc
purple- loveful aces & the asexuality spectrum; aces who are somewhere on the spectrum between asexuality and allosexuality; aces who experience love and/or desire intimacy in any form to any degree. includes labels like demisexuals, greysexuals, cupiosexuals, etc
orange- unity and understanding within the asexual community, acceptance of asexuality as a spectrum; acknowledgement that being loveless is just as valid as being loveful, and that one's capacity for love and attraction doesn't affect their ability to be a complete and fulfilled person
yellow- joy, acceptance and celebration of asexuality from all cultural backgrounds, inclusion of all asexuals; rejection of the "thin, white, emotionless ace" stereotype being seen as the default
So, you like the Riddler and have been wondering what comic issues you should pick up in order to get to know him better? Do not worry; here is my non-comprehensive list for both beginners and casual fans.
Who wants to read comic books from 60 years ago ! As an aspiring Riddler fan you do!
Detective comics: #140 ,# 142, #362, #364, #377 Batman: #171 , #179 , #263 , #279, #317 The Brave and the Bold : #183
The Dark Knight, Dark City is a must-read. It was the first attempt at making him into a 'serious villain,' thus bringing him in line with the darkening tone of Batman comics at the time. (Originally Batman: #453, #454, #456)
The quintessential origin story (We do not have another one you see) Detective comics Annual #8
Batman Confidential #26-#28. This is my favourite Riddler story.
A few gems from the '90s (we used to have good standalone Riddler stories, and some very bad ones) Run, Riddler Run, The Riddle Factory, and Batman Chronicles #3 Not so Honorable mention : Legends of the Dark Knight (#109, #110, #111) We never learn what was the "primal riddle". That time when a teenager made a fool out of him: Impulse Vol. 1 #48
All the BTAS and TNBA tie in comic appearances:
Batman Adventures vol. 1 : #10 Batman Adventures vol. 2: #2, #11 The Batman and Robin Adventures vol. 1 : #3, #21 Batman: Gotham Adventures : #11, #28, #56, #57
The Chuck Dixon bargain bin:
Robin: #63, #64 ,#65 Detective Comics: #705, #706,#707
When He was a Private Dick.
Detective Comics: #822, #824, #828, #837, #845 Gotham City Sirens: #3, #9, #10 Batman 80-Page Giant, the second story (2010) Honorable mention: Trinity (2008) , Joker's Asylum II : The Riddler, (I excluded the stories where he reverts back to villainy . These are only required if you are embarking on a quest for your advanced degree in Riddlerology)
Assorted stories pre New 52: Detective Comics #797 , #798, 799 Legends of the Dark Knight #185, #186, #187, #188, #189 (This is his 'hot topic,' metrosexual era. After Hush, they really didn't know what to do with him. These stories aren't good, but I am attached to them like you are to an elderly dog that has only three days left to live.) Green Arrow: The City Walls story line Vol #34-#50 (He appears in more prominently in #35,#36,#37)
The new 52, and post Rebirth medley : Batman (2011): Zero Year. (Batman #21 -#33) Read and cherish it, because after this we are entering the Riddler flop era. I do not take responsibility for the quality and merit of the following issues. Some of these are actually okay; good luck dumpster diving.
Batman: #23.2 Detective Comics: Future Ends The Riddler : Year of the villain Detective comics : #1060, #1061 (two reasons why he should always be clean shaven) Batman Black and White Vol. 2 #5 Batman Urban Legends: #17 (The second short story) Strange Love Adventures: Diner For Two Legends of the Dark Knight Vol. 2 : #4, #5 The Audio Adventures Special Vol. 1 (What burns when it's green) The Joker Presents: A Puzzlebox. Batman / Faze clan (Makes you wonder how much a promotional comic book four your business would cost.) Honorable mention to the Batman 2022 Year One Comic book
The Tom King Special (Proceed with caution)
The War of Jokes and Riddles: Batman #25-#32 Batman: One Bad day :The Riddler Killing time
To cleanse your palate read Batman #3 , from Fraction's current Batman run.
Is this list exhaustive? Oh my god, no. I mostly skipped over appearances he had in various events like Knightfall, No Man's Land, and 'Their Dark Designs' , as well as his numerous appearances in Jeph Loeb's writing, such as 'When in Rome ' and 'Hush', and whatever Eddie was up to in Chip Zdarsky's run. There are also many more comic book issues where he only graces the pages with his presence briefly, without being the focus of the story. You could, for example, pick up Catwoman: Lonely City by Cliff Chiang, where he plays a minor but interesting part, not to mention his recent appearances in the ongoing Absolute Batman series.
(This list will be updated as I things I missed,feel free to recommend stuff in the comments)
I'm nervous because this is my first post. I'm not sure if this is the right one
so my friends and I are doing this thing where we're making presentations on our current obsessions (I chose scarecrow duh) and these are just some of the highlights
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drawing more art of batman characters in the same manner like id play with action figures except i used to tie those to the ceiling fan and turn it on high until they flew off and dent the drywall
another doodle dump ... salecrow is so darling like a little porcelain doll
i think nonbinary genders are so cool
shoutout to people that are agender, genderless, gendervoid, androgyne, girlboys/boygirls, manwomen, ambonec, pannec, neutrois, maverique, bigender, trigender, omnigender, multigender, pangender, genderqueer, gender creative, genderfluid, novogender, aporagender, outherine, xenogender, abinary, etc
also shoutout to people that are nonbinary men, nonbinary women, nonbinary and male-aligned, nonbinary and female-aligned, etc
and nonbinary people who are a combination of any of the above or any genders that i missed because there are just so many
i hope nonbinary people have a wonderful day
What makes more sense, vegan/vegetarian ivy, or carnivore ivy?
Carnivore ivy
Vegan/vegetarian ivy
pre-canon Harlivy is so funny. nothing to see here, just Pam making some skimpy new leaf lingerie for herself and then complaining that Harley isn't around to see it. which could mean nothing.
from Harley Quinn #19 (2002)
Iâd like to reblog this with another example of blatant precanon harlivy from batgirl adventures #1 a 1997 comic written by at least one of Harleys creators from what I remember
Barbara, Iâm pretty sure thatâs not how you ask a girl if sheâs dating another woman
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Thanks to RSS being difficult, transcript is under the cut!
Scarecrowâs Nicknames in Early Comics
