I feel like a popular reblog tag genre on this website is what I would call "exaggerated bafflement at the strictures of heterosexual desire as socialized in western countries," which is completely fair because 90% of the Rules of Straight Attraction are in fact stupid bullshit that make little implicit sense even to those of us who find ourselves delimited by them. I agree! This is a bunch of insane, self-defeating nonsense.
This is infinitely preferable to the other popular reblog tag genre I have to deal with on occasion, which is "performative bafflement at the desires of heterosexual women for a class of partner (by and large heterosexual men) that becomes statistically most dangerous to her in situations of sexual and romantic intimacy." Like, put your thinking caps on, dipshits. Misogyny is unbecoming.