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whoop there it is.

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crabmandible

Im gonna hold an egg in my mouth for 2 hours to challenge myself.

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OGAHAGSIGf

crabmandible

here is my quick artists rendition.. it was a primal moment

yellowbloods-deactivated2021051

hi i just wanted to share ops tags from each of these because theyre really Something

cahzery

buddy that is beyond monkey brain, you went all the way back to reptile brain. These are real Dimetrodon hours.

WHAT HAVE I DONE

Like Hoovervilles.

Okay but seriously, do this. This is the number one way to topple narcissist agendas. You want your name everywhere? You want to be adored? Here’s consequence. Now no one will be able to look at you without remembering those kids and how utterly despicable you are. Attach his name all over this shit. Make it impossible for him to get away from it in future years too. #Trumpcamps.

Make this trend. Make it a top google search. Make this his fucking whole presidency. The only thing he did. Trumpcamps.

apothekaries

theres already a urban entry on this, let’s make it bigger

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*insert dramatic Avengers orchestra theme here*

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knightlyhoods-deactivated202404

when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you

lovely-little-hellfire

Favorite moment

gncfag-moved

no offense but bucky not remembering what he does as the winter soldier makes his & sam’s rivalry so much funnier

gncfag-moved

sam: you know im STILL not over the time when you ripped out my car’s steering wheel!

bucky: the time i WHAT

gncfag-moved

sam increasingly realizes he can just say whatever tf he wants & bucky’ll be like

hepalien

Sam: I can’t believe you stabbed Caesar

Bucky:

missmochiart

I was so excited for detective pikachu to break the video game movie curse then the sonic trailer came out like “HA BITCH YOU THOUGHT!!”

byjove

Victor refusing to make the Monster a wife because he was worried they’d breed is such a cop out. Like, you’re cobbling together body parts from charnel houses. You can just not give her any ovaries. You can just spay her like a cat. Why are you this dumb Victor. You’re a doctor.

byjove

the implication that victor spend weeks giving the monster a working dick is also extremely weird

techskylander

Something to remember is that Victor didn’t just give the monster a working dick! He wanted his creation to be made of the best parts of men-it’s why the monster is made up of so many different pieces rather than one fresh corpse, why he’s so large, and why Victor is disappointed that he isn’t beautiful.

So, what does this mean? It means that Victor looked at the dicks of various corpses, testing not only to make sure they work, but also to find what he considered to be the best corpse dick. Does this mean the monster was extremely hung? Or did Victor simply pick the dick that seemed most attractive to him? Did he memorize the appearance of the dicks, or did he line them up to compare?

We’ll never know, because the original story never touches on the subject, and it’s one of the few flaws in Mary Shelley’s work.

byjove

I know I started this conversation but I’m so sorry I did

kintatsujo

Considering we know who Mary Shelley was spending time around I guarantee this was a CONVERSATION that she actively and adamantly refused to actually include in the text

iconuk01

Well, there is ONE adaptation which includes this very discussion.

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Meira just remembered tomorrow is her birthday #nineandfelinefine #catsofinstagram #catlife https://www.instagram.com/stjoan/p/BwGOUIsA7t9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=jltbjpq06tuq

#nineandfelinefine #catsofinstagram #catlife

One of my favorite parts of #sherwoodforestfaire #archery is the pickle shot. 50 archers all loosing arrows at one poor pickle on a target at a time. Silly and fun ^.^ also full of electrolytes! #itswhatplantscrave #bitethepickle #renaissancefestival #traditionalarchery #longbow (at Sherwood Forest Faire) https://www.instagram.com/stjoan/p/Bv62poBgaTR/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=vrmh1d6h4t9

#sherwoodforestfaire #archery #itswhatplantscrave #bitethepickle #renaissancefestival #traditionalarchery #longbow

New thumb ring, who dis? #thatlittleguyiwouldntworryaboutthatlittleguy #practicemakesprogress #thumbdraw #archery #traditionalarchery #pewpewpew (at Austin Archery Country) https://www.instagram.com/stjoan/p/BvxMKQAg4vS/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1d9h52fcts8mn

#thatlittleguyiwouldntworryaboutthatlittleguy #practicemakesprogress #thumbdraw #archery #traditionalarchery #pewpewpew

Hi, my name is Ali. I woke up at 4:30 this morning because I was having #battleofthebowmen nightmares. #archery #traditionalarchery #pewpewpew #theallhungarianrejects #sherwoodforestfaire (at Sherwood Forest Faire) https://www.instagram.com/stjoan/p/BvowALkg9En/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=zcni0mosxcvp

#battleofthebowmen #archery #traditionalarchery #pewpewpew #theallhungarianrejects #sherwoodforestfaire

Couple of things: #owls feel like feathery marshmallows, #kookaburra hate watch bands, and the #hawkwalk at @sherwoodforestfaire is a billion percent worth it (at Sherwood Forest Faire) https://www.instagram.com/stjoan/p/BvclnGtg-i9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=wnos35h0rplr

#owls #kookaburra #hawkwalk

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This is Pascal. He is doing his best. His best is being the doggo that hangs out at the range, never more than two steps from his human. His collar is sharks. He is a very good boy. #poodlemixesofinstagram #archerylife #dogsofinstagram (at Austin Archery Country) https://www.instagram.com/stjoan/p/BvRY0EWAIoW/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=k3n1lhfhz4je

#poodlemixesofinstagram #archerylife #dogsofinstagram

sixpenceee

This beautiful locket is a classic heart shape, with an ornate clasp that opens out to reveal space for four different pictures, instead of the usual two. Link

moirinx

Finally a locket that lets me fit Chidi, Eleanor, Jason and Tahani all at once.

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