this is my bed and you’re all lying in it

At least I don't have a tumblr

I’m so sick of living in this stupid haunted mansion

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Will you fuck off?

I can’t express how important it is to have hobbies in your 20s. To have something you enjoy and look forward to after long work days, tough conversations, and pressures in the real world. You need something to pour into like you’re a child again. The world is expectant, in a rush, focused on outcome. But with a hobby, you can take your time, make it your own, show it to no one, be bad at it, and do it for pure enjoyment without worrying how it will turn out. We desperately need the space to experiment without emphasis on the final product. We need emphasis on the process. Hobbies can teach us how to get back to that space. 

My disguise fucking sucks and i am going to get killed

Backshots...? No, I could never strike my enemy whilst he isn't looking. It would be most dishonorable

i keep getting fines for “excessive water consumption” it’s not my fault that the basement prison cells all need their own toilets and showers. and like the prisoners are not pulling their weight AT ALL. all they do is sleep and be scared of the rats all day instead of painting with the easels i provided so the fines are really putting a financial strain on the household. if i didn’t need them for their plasma i would have killed them all already because this is nottt as financially lucrative as i thought it would be

in the sims 4

Encounter: 1990s-equivalent-of-clockwork scorpion; tail injects a venom that prevents the victim from connecting to the Internet for 2d8 hours

official boob post

fixed a problem at work that i vaguely saw a manager fix once and i did it faster which means that i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin

get outside and attack everyone you see. please hurry

Welcome baby animal

EVERYONE LOOK AT OUR NEW SKRUNKLET!!