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troutgirl who's really into catch and release play

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Every interaction with autism

trippiest

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

gayofthefae

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

boycritter

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

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Simon and gar phone call

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Simon and gar phone call

inkcapcreature

Made a little comic about my eridian Oc :-]

draconym

great work everyone hit the bathhouse

medievaljournalist

great. a chivalric order has started nesting under my porch & theres no way i can afford a warlock to come clear it out so i guess now ive got to deal with men-at-arms swearing oaths of valor right outside my window at 4 am every morning

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Trektober Day 20 - Only One Bed. Rosalind Chao gave the impression of trying SO hard to hint the polycule into existence. I hope in some AU or other Keiko was successful.

oddlittlestories

You know what I ship it actually

cali

Comet passing over village , spaghetti glyph

tpwrtrmnky

The idea of Mario and Peach having any kind of relationship beyond the occasional kiss on the nose and "mama mia" is like viscerally incomprehensible to me

Not like in a prude way I just can't conceive of Mario experiencing... urges. He's a character outside the scope of that. I'm not saying he's asexual either cause positioning him on the allo/ace spectrum implies that it's a dimension of his character that at least exists, that he has at some point noticed it. I think he just jumps.

tpwrtrmnky

Luigi probably fucks though.

tpwrtrmnky

#op interrogate yourself about why you think this right fucking now

So unlike Mario, who continues to be essentially a void with no internality, I actually act with thoughts and intent and already did do that when writing this post.

Mario is a mascot of one of the most sanitized corporate brands in existence. He differs from real, full-fledged ace people in that his sexlessness is not queer, not transgressive in any sense of the word, just a void left by his position as a player character. He has no queer identity because he has no identity beyond the fact that it's-a-him, Mario.

antigyro

Ok but why is Luigi different

tpwrtrmnky

displays internality by being capable of fear. to fear is to have something to lose. and what does he stand to lose? fucking.

jarmes

Similarly, I don’t know if Peach could comprehend the concept of sex. There is no light beyond that blank stare. She doesn’t not understand anything besides baking and being a princess

Daisy fucks nasty

tpwrtrmnky

Peach lives a life that is almost entirely defined by her position as an object of other people's desire, wherein she is robbed of autonomy by Bowser and expected to reward Mario with signs of affection. I think if anyone in Mario has complex thoughts about sexuality to work through with a therapist, it's Peach.

demilypyro

What I'm hearing is Daisy needs to take Peach to a strip club

tpwrtrmnky

It's crucial to help her escape from comphet

charl0ttan

they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked

grymmdark

you were the control

charl0ttan

fuuuuck what were they doing to the other folks #fomo

totallynotgayforyou

Thank you for sharing

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The funniest part is getting all of the authentic clothes and prayer books and hanukkiah for everything else, but getting huge ass scissors for the last part.

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