The truth is out there

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

I'd truly be the worst person to stick into a timeloop because I'd really just spend the first 5 years catching up on my book tbr, the next 7 on all the movies and shows that've Been On My List for ages, and then another decade on ao3. like sure nothing may stick but my memories will and i can just go into a supermarket to get snacks and wine each day, and i have art to indulge in. like thanks for the hints on how to get out but respectfully, I am busy

living by my awesome sword #mysword

wait they're telling me theres another cool thing I have to do by the sword now

Are You Fucking Kidding Me.

every fleetwood mac documentary i've ever watched is like "the band was at the height of their success, enjoying the fame rolling in from their #1 hit 'i know about the other woman, lindsey'. however, nobody could have sensed the tension brewing between members."

"the group initially disbanded immediately after the release of the single 'well get the fuck out if you're going to be like that', leaving thousands of fans shocked."

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

given that this was a welding class, I was expecting this to end up so much worse

I need to do this. (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't d

It would be kind of fun to have a medical dramamedy show where people (patients and people in the medical field) could submit their craziest experiences with the medical system and those plotlines and patient stories could be dramatized and woven into a cohesive narrative with any additional profits from the show going to pay off medical debt.

Pay medical debt? That’s bullshit. A for-profit system that is fundamentally flawed for making money from people’s suffering and desperation shouldn’t be shored up by Go-Fund-Me and bake sales and white knight debt buyers. It should be made illegal. No amount of comedy should ever make the morally indefensible even the least bit palatable.

this site is something else, man