just found out today that moths can make their genitals vibrate to throw off a bat’s sonar

we can too you’re just not skilled yet

Me helicoptering my dick so the cops can’t triangulate my cellphone signal

#i’m just trying to get through this

😂😂😂😂

the bartender is an underappreciated character in the “never gonna give you up” video

add me to the broth

I watched this indonesian horror movie and they did have some “bloopers” except instead of being funny outtakes, they were points in filming where they were forced to stop because the actress playing as the ghost got possessed a couple times and they had to do an exorcism

hdjdjsjkk my mum works in retail and one of her coworkers is autistic & mostly doesnt talk unless he has to but yesterday he went out of his way to cross through the crowds of xmas shoppers and dodge a train of trolleys to go up to my mum, gesture to the crowds and say “michelle. i am losing the will to live”

Big ass mood

from now on, by law, no one is allowed to ask me what i plan to do with my life or about my future plans. i’ve updated my privacy policy.

Isabelle is a millenial icon. 19 degrees and she can still only be a secretary while you’re the mayor.

@rowanrowan